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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • I'm The Dad Joke-King Tee I'm The Dad...
  • I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon T-Shirt I'm Sarcastic Because...
  • I'm off to club bed featuring dj pillow and mc blanky t-shirt I'm off to...
  • I'm not short I'm a people mcnugget t-shirt I'm not short...
  • I'm Not Lazy... I Enjoy Doing Nothing! T-Shirt I'm Not Lazy...
  • I'm not doing shit today. Mission Accomplished T-Shirt I'm not doing...
  • I'm Not Cranky, You're Just Stupid Shirt shirt I'm Not Cranky...
  • I'm Not Arguing, I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right T-Shirt I'm Not Arguing...
  • I'm not always rude and sarcastic sometimes I'm asleep t-shirt I'm not always...
  • I'm kind of a big deal in Canada T-Shirt I'm kind of...
  • I'm a secondhand vegetarian. Cows eat grass, I eat cows. Funny T-Shirt I'm a secondhand...
  • I'm armed with reason logic facts and a cop - pro gun t-shirt I'm armed with...
  • I'm An Asshole... If You Don't Want Your Feelings Hurt... T-Shirt I'm An Asshole...
  • I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. T-Shirt I'm a leader...
  • I'm a god fearin' bible believin' gun packin' america lovin' conservative t-shirt I'm a god...
  • I'm 35 Percent Funny And 85% Bad At Math Shirt shirt I'm 35 Percent...
  • I'll be bach - Arnold Schwarzenegger T-Shirt I'll be bach...
  • If you don't like my opinion of you. You can always improve. T-Shirt If you don't...
  • I want to ki__ you options may vary t-shirt I want to ki__...
  • I used to be a man trapped in a womans body… and then I was born. T-Shirt I used to be...
  • I survived another meeting that should have been an e-mail t-shirt I survived another meeting...
  • I See Drunk People T-shirt I See Drunk People...
  • I Love Jesus, But I Cuss A Little I Love Jesus, But...
  • I love it when my wife nags me constantly - Funny T-Shirt I love it when...
  • I love it when my wife lets me go out with the boys - Funny T-Shirt I love it when...
  • I love it when my wife lets me golf - Funny T-Shirt I love it when...
  • I love it when my wife lets me go fishing - Funny T-Shirt I love it when...
  • I love it when my wife lets me go cycling - Funny T-Shirt I love it when...
  • I love it when my wife leaves me alone - Funny T-Shirt I love it when...
  • I Hope Your Phone Falls In A Toilet shirt I Hope Your Phone...
  • i hate being bipolar... it's awesome! Bipolar T-Shirt i hate being bipolar...
  • I dream of a better world where I can play video games all day - Gaming T-Shirt I dream of a...
  • I don't trip I do random gravity checks t-shirt I don't trip...
  • I don't mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited t-shirt I don't mean...
  • I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. T-Shirt I don't like...
  • i do marathons (on netflix). Funny T-Shirt i do marathons (on...
  • I can't keep calm because I have anxiety T-Shirt I can't keep...
  • I Can't Adult Today Shirt I Can't Adult...
  • I before E except after C. Weird. T-Shirt I before E except...
  • I am sher locked shirt I am sher locked...
  • I AM BITCH - Beautiful Intelligent Tallented Charming Hell Of A Woman. Funny T-Shirt I AM BITCH - Beautiful...
  • I am a unicorn and I do not believe in humans - Funny T-Shirt I am a unicorn...
  • I Already Want To Take A Nap Tomorrow T-Shirt I Already Want To...
  • I Love 2 Party - Cool T-Shirt I Love 2 Party...
  • Hugs Not Drugs Just Kidding Drugs T-Shirt Hugs Not Drugs Just...
  • How to do math: 1. write down the problem 2. cry - math t-shirt How to do math...
  • Hillary Got Schlonged Donald Trump Shirt Hillary Got Schlonged Donald...
  • Hell's Kitchen - New York City T-Shirt Hell's Kitchen - New...
  • Hello I'm Horny T-Shirt Hello I'm Horny...
  • Hello I'm Easy - T-Shirt Hello I'm Easy...
  • Hello I'm Drunk T-Shirt Hello I'm Drunk...
  • hangry - a state of anger caused by lack of food t-shirt hangry - a state of...
  • Got Moonshine T-Shirt Got Moonshine T-Shirt...
  • GOT BULLETS? Gun T-Shirt GOT BULLETS? Gun T...
  • Good morning, I see the assassins have failed t-shirt Good morning, I see...
  • Gangster Napper T-Shirt Gangster Napper T-Shirt...
  • Fur Mama - Funny Dog Lover T-Shirt Fur Mama - Funny Dog...
  • Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction - Ronald Reagan Quote T-Shirt Freedom is never more...
  • Frankie says relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood T-Shirt Frankie says relax - Frankie...
  • For Fox Sake T-Shirt For Fox Sake T...
  • FBI - Full Blooded Italian T-Shirt FBI - Full Blooded Italian...
  • Everything is awesome - Lego Movie T-Shirt shirt Everything is awesome - Lego...
  • eat clean train dirty - work out t-shirt eat clean train dirty...
  • Dolla Dolla Bill Yall! T-Shirt Dolla Dolla Bill Yall...
  • Did I Just Walk Into a Garden? Cause All I See Are Hoes Shirt Did I Just Walk...
  • Dear family please dont ask me about my job, love life, weight, personal choices t-shirt Dear family please dont...
  • Dance Your Ass Off T-Shirt Dance Your Ass Off...
  • Curious enough to take it apart. Skilled enough to put it back together. Clever enough to hide the extra parts when I'm done. t-shirt Curious enough to take...
  • Crazy Hair Don't Care T-Shirt Crazy Hair Don't...
  • Cray Cray T-Shirt Cray Cray T-Shirt...
  • Classy but I cuss a little t-shirt Classy but I cuss...
  • Bye Felicia T-Shirt Bye Felicia T-Shirt...
  • bad mother fucker - pulp fiction t-shirt bad mother fucker - pulp...
  • Ay Girl Is Your Name Google Cuz You're Everything I'm Searching For Shirt Ay Girl Is Your...
  • American's Against Acronym Abuse American's Against Acronym...
  • All I need today is a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus t-shirt All I need today...
  • All I need is coffee & Mascara T-Shirt All I need is...
  • A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. shirt A yawn is a...
  • 100% PALEO 80% OF THE TIME T-Shirt T-Shirt 100% PALEO 80% OF...
  • You Can't Get Arrested For Being Awesome T-shirt You Can't Get...
  • i have made an entire human from scratch. - maternity t-shirt i have made an...
  • It's Only Kinky The First Time T-shirt It's Only Kinky...
  • I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like T-shirt I Taught Your Boyfriend...
  • I Like Girls That Like Girls T-shirt I Like Girls That...
  • I Comes Before U T-shirt I Comes Before U...
  • I Brought Sexy Back T-shirt I Brought Sexy Back...
  • Eff You See Kay Owe Eff Eff T-shirt Eff You See Kay...
  • I'm only responsible for what I say not for what you understand - sarcastic t-shirt I'm only responsible...
  • Dog O Holic - Dog T-Shirt Dog O Holic - Dog...
  • The Walking Dad - Dog T-Shirt The Walking Dad - Dog...
  • I work hard so my dog can live a better life - dog t-shirt I work hard so...
  • I'm not single I have a dog - dog t-shirt I'm not single...
  • Poop happens! just pick it up and move on - dog t-shirt Poop happens! just pick...
  • My brain has too many tabs open - funny t-shirt My brain has too...
  • I had a super busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide - sarcastic t-shirt I had a super...
  • God bless this hot mess. Funny T-Shirt God bless this hot...
  • Eatin' my nutella ella ella eh eh eh - Rihanna Umbrella Parody T-Shirt Eatin' my nutella ella...
  • FREE HUGS - Funny T-Shirt FREE HUGS - Funny T...
  • Dear Santa, I get my attitude from... well, pretty much all of the women I am related to. Funny Christmas T-Shirt Dear Santa, I get...
  • Adorable Deplorable T-Shirt Adorable Deplorable T-Shirt...
  • In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Shirt In My Defense I...
  • Grammar The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit And... T-Shirt Grammar The Difference Between...
  • Proud parent of a great kid that is sometimes an asshole and that's ok - funny t-shirt Proud parent of a...
  • I'm not fat I'm fluffy - fat t-shirt I'm not fat...
  • Alternative Facts Are Lies T-Shirt Alternative Facts Are Lies...
  • I love sleeping it's like being dead without the commitment - funny sarcastic t-shirt I love sleeping it...
  • 0 days without sarcasm - funny sarcastic t-shirt 0 days without sarcasm...
  • I may be wrong but it's highly unlikely - funny sarcastic t-shirt I may be wrong...
  • Lazy Is A Very Strong Word Shirt Lazy Is A Very...
  • Running Late is My Cardio Exercise T-Shirt Running Late is My...
  • Warning I'm unsupervised - Funny T-Shirt Warning I'm unsupervised...
  • Whoever Is In Charge Of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit Is Fired T-Shirt Whoever Is In Charge...
  • The Ceiling Is The Roof T-Shirt The Ceiling Is The...
  • If guns kill people I guess pencils misspell words - Funny gun t-shirt If guns kill people...
  • Peeking Baby - Maternity Shirt Peeking Baby - Maternity Shirt...
  • Tap, Snap, or Nap - Brazilian Submission Fighting - Jiu Jitsu - MMA T-Shirt Tap, Snap, or Nap...
  • Stand Back I'm Going To Try Science - Funny Science T-Shirt Stand Back I'm...
  • I May Be Old, But I Got To See All The Cool Bands. Funny T-Shirt I May Be Old...
  • Beards turn laziness into awesomeness - funny beard t-shirt Beards turn laziness into...
  • Forget lab safety I want super powers - funny science t-shirt Forget lab safety I...
  • I'm an engineer I'm good with math - Funny Engineer T-shirt I'm an engineer...
  • Life is too short to remove USB safely T-Shirt Life is too short...
  • Best Mom Ever T-Shirt Best Mom Ever T...
  • If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted... I wish I had some ice cream - ADD T-Shirt If I had a...
  • My Wife's Husband is Awesome T-Shirt My Wife's Husband...
  • There's a fine line between numerator and denominator - funny math t-shirt There's a fine...
  • I have a pretty daughter. I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi - funny father daughter t-shirt I have a pretty...
  • Everything Hurts And I'm Dying T-Shirt Everything Hurts And I...
  • I Really Doubt That Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Tee I Really Doubt That...
  • I'm not mad... I just have resting bitch face - funny t-shirt I'm not mad...
  • Dogs are my favorite people - funny dog lover t-shirt Dogs are my favorite...
  • My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work. - funny sarcastic t-shirt My people skills are...
  • No, you're right. Let's do it the dumbest way possible. funny t-shirt No, you're right...
  • Best. Dad. Ever. Dad Father's Day T-Shirt Best. Dad. Ever. Dad...
  • Best. Mom. Ever. Mom Mother's Day T-Shirt Best. Mom. Ever. Mom...
  • I'm not anti-social - I'm selectively social - sarcastic t-shirt I'm not anti...
  • If I'm ever on life support unplug me and plug me me back in see if that works - funny t-shirt If I'm ever...
  • Nerdy by nature - Funny Nerd T-Shirt Nerdy by nature - Funny...
  • I am not an expert but I have watched a lot of youtube videos - funny t-shirt I am not an...
  • Be like a proton. Positive, even when surrounded by negatives. Funny T-Shirt Be like a proton...
  • If you can read this, pull me back into the boat - funny boating t-shirt If you can read...
  • All reps matter - workout t-shirt All reps matter - workout...
  • You can't buy love but you can rescue it - rescue dog t-shirt You can't buy...
  • DILF - Devoted Involved Loving Father - Fathers Day Funny T-Shirt DILF - Devoted Involved Loving...
  • I'm the crazy uncle everyone warned you about! Funny Uncle T-Shirt I'm the crazy...
  • I'm so old I remember when #hashtags were called pound signs - funny t-shirt I'm so old...
  • I love my awesome wife - wife t-shirt I love my awesome...
  • Vegetarian is an old indian word for bad hunter - vegetarian t-shirt Vegetarian is an old...
  • Look Up At My Face Shirt Look Up At My...
  • Less whine - more wine - funny wine t-shirt Less whine - more wine...
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