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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • He's my drunker half - funny drinking t-shirt He's my drunker...
  • She's my drunker half - funny drinking t-shirt She's my drunker...
  • Hello Beer - Goodbye problems - funny beer t-shirt Hello Beer - Goodbye problems...
  • Hello Wine - Goodbye Problems - Funny wine t-shirt Hello Wine - Goodbye Problems...
  • What's my secret? Oh, it's this new awesome magical diet pill called get the hell up and work your ass off every day. Funny work out t-shirt. Exercise t-shirt What's my secret...
  • 'TER THER' Better Together Part 2 - couples T-Shirt 'TER THER' Better Together...
  • 'BET TOGE' Better Together Part 1 - couples T-Shirt 'BET TOGE' Better Together...
  • The Real Boss - Funny couple's t-shirt The Real Boss - Funny...
  • The Boss - Funny couple's t-shirt The Boss - Funny couple...
  • Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body. - Funny cremation t-shirt Cremation is my last...
  • So much drama in the lbc - snoop dog - gangsta rap t-shirt So much drama in...
  • Degenerate Gambler - Funny Gambling T-Shirt Degenerate Gambler - Funny Gambling...
  • Shut your pi hole - funny pun t-shirt Shut your pi hole...
  • Lets get ship faced - funny boating t-shirt Lets get ship faced...
  • Camping - where friends and marshmallows get toasted at the same time - camping t-shirt Camping - where friends and...
  • I like big boats and I cannot lie - funny sir mix-a-lot parody t-shirt I like big boats...
  • The beach is calling I must go - funny beach t-shirt The beach is calling...
  • Farting is just my way of saying I love you. Funny T-Shirt Farting is just my...
  • Yes I am a dyke - lesbian t-shirt Yes I am a...
  • I love animals - they make great steaks, coats, and gloves . Sarcastic T-Shirt I love animals - they...
  • Sorry, no habla fucktardo - funny t-shirt Sorry, no habla fucktardo...
  • Not pregnant - just fat t-shirt Not pregnant - just fat...
  • Feast Mode - Funny thanksgiving t-shirt Feast Mode - Funny thanksgiving...
  • Golf makes me happy. You, not so much. Funny golf t-shirt Golf makes me happy...
  • I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks im to die for - jesus t-shirt I may not be...
  • I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today - insult t-shirt I dont have the...
  • Went on vacation left on probation - Las Vegas T-Shirt - Nevada T-Shirt Went on vacation left...
  • I'm quite frond of plants - Botany T-Shirt - Pun T-Shirt I'm quite frond...
  • Leftovers are for quiters - fat t-shirt Leftovers are for quiters...
  • Favorite Daughter T-Shirt Favorite Daughter T-Shirt...
  • Queen of the thermostat - funny t-shirt Queen of the thermostat...
  • Politically incorrect t-shirt Politically incorrect t-shirt...
  • No one likes a shady beach - funny t-shirt No one likes a...
  • I'm not superstitious but I am a littlestitious - funny tshirt I'm not superstitious...
  • Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today - funny t-shirt Let's keep the...
  • I garden so I don't kill people - funny gardening t-shirt I garden so I...
  • Alpha Nerd T-Shirt Alpha Nerd T-Shirt...
  • Allergic to mornings - sarcastic t-shirt Allergic to mornings - sarcastic...
  • There's a 99% chance I don't care - sarcastic t-shirt There's a 99...
  • I might look like im listening to you but in my head I'm playing my guitar - funny guitar t-shirt I might look like...
  • If you say you're cooler than me does that make me hotter than you? Funny T-Shirt If you say you...
  • This bar doesn't know it yet but it's about to be karaoke night - funny t-shirt This bar doesn't...
  • Unathletic - Funny T-Shirt Unathletic - Funny T-Shirt...
  • An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough - Funny T-Shirt An apple a day...
  • Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store - funny t-shirt Sometimes I get road...
  • I hope I don't black out because this is awesome - drinking t-shirt I hope I don...
  • My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas - funny grammar t-shirt My three favorite things...
  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon - funny insult t-shirt Who lit the fuse...
  • I used to do drugs - I still do but I used to too. Funny T-Shirt I used to do...
  • They said it couldn't be done - so I didn't do it - sarcastic t-shirt They said it couldn...
  • I'm not here to be average - I'm here to be awesome - funny t-shirt I'm not here...
  • Because fuck you thats why - funny insult t-shirt Because fuck you thats...
  • Hopeless romantic - seeks filthy whore - funny sexual t-shirt Hopeless romantic - seeks filthy...
  • I flexed and the sleeves fell off - funny t-shirt I flexed and the...
  • You've got to hand it to short people (sometimes they can't reach - funny t-shirt You've got to...
  • The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it - funny science t-shirt The good thing about...
  • I didn't say anything about your whore of a mother - insult t-shirt I didn't say...
  • Don't piss me off - I'm out of places to hide bodies - funny t-shirt Don't piss me...
  • I'm a sergeant (want to see my privates) Sexual T-Shirt I'm a sergeant...
  • I'm retired this is as dressed up as I get - retirement t-shirt I'm retired this...
  • I'm retired but I work part-time as a pain in the ass - retirement t-shirt I'm retired but...
  • Retired - the pay sucks but the hours are great! Retirement t-shirt Retired - the pay sucks...
  • Dance Music is like scissors - always loses to rock - funny t-shirt Dance Music is like...
  • This is totally a bad idea... Let's do it! Sarcastic T-Shirt This is totally a...
  • I'm only here for the free wifi - sarcastic t-shirt I'm only here...
  • Censorship is ****** - funny t-shirt Censorship is ****** - funny t...
  • Whar if I told you you read the first line wrong! clever t-shirt Whar if I told...
  • This shirt is in Spanish when you're not looking - sarcastic t-shirt This shirt is in...
  • The more people I meet, the more I understand serial killers - sarcastic t-shirt The more people I...
  • Go climb a cactus - insult t-shirt Go climb a cactus...
  • Sweet dreams are made of cheese - funny cheese t-shirt Sweet dreams are made...
  • Don't flirt with me my girlfriend is crazy and she will punch you in the face very hard - funny t-shirt Don't flirt with...
  • Things I hate - T-shirts Lists Irony - Irony T-Shirt Things I hate - T...
  • I'm not bald I'm just taller than my hair - bald t-shirt I'm not bald...
  • I have hair like yours - just not on my head - bald t-shirt I have hair like...
  • I'm not always a dick just kidding go fuck yourself - insult t-shirt I'm not always...
  • I've got a good heart but this mouth - funny t-shirt I've got a...
  • If my mouth doesn't say it my face definitely will - funny t-shirt If my mouth doesn...
  • Finish your beer there are sober people in India - beer t-shirt Finish your beer there...
  • PSSY PWR - Feminist T-Shirt PSSY PWR - Feminist T...
  • Workout Checklist - Stand up - Stretch - Straighten Blankets - Lay down in bed - Funny exercise t-shirt Workout Checklist - Stand up...
  • You got it, dude! Full House T-Shirt 90's T-Shirt You got it, dude...
  • I might be colorblind but I know I look good in green - funny t-shirt I might be colorblind...
  • I workout because it's good for me also I like to eat a lot - funny exercise t-shirt I workout because it...
  • Is it spring break yet? Funny T-Shirt Is it spring break...
  • If lying was a job I know some people who would be billionaires - funny t-shirt If lying was a...
  • I don't hate you Im just not necessarily excited about your existence - sarcastic t-shirt I don't hate...
  • I don't have enough middle fingers for cancer - cancer t-shirt I don't have...
  • boys in books are better - funny t-shirt boys in books are...
  • A hard man is good to find - Funny T-Shirt A hard man is...
  • NOT OFFENSIVE AT ALL SHIRT NOT OFFENSIVE AT ALL...
  • I'm not saying I hate you but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone - sarcastic t-shirt I'm not saying...
  • If it's easy it's probably not Pilates - exercise t-shirt - pilates t-shirt If it's easy...
  • A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle - feminist t-shirt A woman needs a...
  • 100% nerd t-shirt 100% nerd t-shirt...
  • Don't believe everything you think - funny t-shirt Don't believe everything...
  • Father of the greatest daughter in the world - dad - daughter - father's day t-shirt Father of the greatest...
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt - chocolate t-shirt Give me the chocolate...
  • I don't need therapy - I just need to go riding - biker / motorcycle t-shirt I don't need...
  • I don't snore I dream I'm a motorcycle - biker / motorcycle t-shirt I don't snore...
  • I thought growing old would take longer - funny t-shirt I thought growing old...
  • I don't need to flirt I will seduce you with my awkwardness - funny nerd t-shirt I don't need...
  • I understand - I just - Don't care - sarcastic t-shirt I understand - I just...
  • Please kindly go away - I'm introverting - Nerd T-Shirt Please kindly go away...
  • on the bright side I'm not addicted to crack - sarcastic t-shirt on the bright side...
  • Proud Mother of a few dumbass kids - funny mom t-shirt - mother's day t-shirt Proud Mother of a...
  • This is me living the dream - funny t-shirt This is me living...
  • I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. funny t-shirt I don't need...
  • Got my dama from my mama - funny t-shirt Got my dama from...
  • I have to be funny because being hot is not an option - funny t-shirt I have to be...
  • I just look illegal - sarcastic t-shirt I just look illegal...
  • I snack between snacks - funny t-shirt I snack between snacks...
  • Knowledge is power - Power corrupts - Study Hard - Be Evil - Irony T-Shirt Knowledge is power - Power...
  • Always Late but worth the wait - funny t-shirt Always Late but worth...
  • This is the mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed - Office Humor T-Shirt This is the mondayest...
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absense. Insult T-Shirt Nothing brightens up a...
  • I wish cake went straight to my boobs - funny ladies t-shirt I wish cake went...
  • Pick Jesus Romans 10:13 - Jesus T-Shirt Pick Jesus Romans 10...
  • Sex Drugs Rock & Roll and pizza - funny t-shirt Sex Drugs Rock & Roll...
  • Please don't make me do stuff - funny t-shirt Please don't make...
  • It was better in the nineties - 90's t-shirt It was better in...
  • Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads - Back to the future t-shirt - 80's t-shirt Roads? Where we're...
  • Truck Slut - funny t-shirt Truck Slut - funny t...
  • Bridesman - wedding t-shirt Bridesman - wedding t-shirt...
  • Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late - sarcastic t-shirt Just tell me when...
  • I wish everything was as easy as getting fat - fat guy t-shirt I wish everything was...
  • Just remember if we get caught you're deaf and I don't speak English - funny t-shirt Just remember if we...
  • You gotta risk it to get the biscuit - funny t-shirt You gotta risk it...
  • When nothing goes right - just go left - funny t-shirt When nothing goes right...
  • If life gives you lemons throw them at people you hate - funny t-shirt If life gives you...
  • Proud Father of a few dumbass kids - funny father t-shirt Proud Father of a...
  • I've Been Sober for 90 Days (not in a row) T-Shirt I've Been Sober...
  • No means yes. Yes means anal! - offensive sexual t-shirt No means yes. Yes...
  • STRAIGHT PRIDE - sexual t-shirt. heterosexual t-shirt STRAIGHT PRIDE - sexual t...
  • That's Too Much Bacon Funny Quote Shirt That's Too Much...
  • She believed she could but she was really tired so she didn't. funny ladies sarcastic t-shirt She believed she could...
  • Band Nerd - Funny T-Shirt Band Nerd - Funny T...
  • One does not simply turn off the light in the basement and walk out calmly - funny t-shirt One does not simply...
  • I really need a day in between saturday and sunday - sarcastic t-shirt I really need a...
  • La-di da-di we likes to party we don't cause trouble we don;t bother nobody - snoop dog - slick rick - doug e. fresh 80's 90's hiphop rap t-shirt La-di da-di...
  • CARBS T-Shirt CARBS T-Shirt...
  • This one time at band camp - American Pie - 90's T-Shirt This one time at...
  • Good Bean Juice Taste Like Chocolate Make Me Go Fast 1 - Funny Coffee T-Shirt Good Bean Juice Taste...
  • Good Bean Juice Taste Like Chocolate Make Me Go Fast 2 - Funny Coffee T-Shirt Good Bean Juice Taste...
  • I put the "fun" in dysfunctional - funny t-shirt I put the "fun...
  • Being Alive is so freaking expensive - funny sarcastic t-shirt Being Alive is so...
  • A clever person solves a problem a wise person avoids it - funny t-shirt A clever person solves...
  • Take me to the ocean tshirt Take me to the...
  • May Contain wine - funny wine t-shirt May Contain wine - funny...
  • Every brunette needs a blonde best friend - funny t-shirt Every brunette needs a...
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