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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • Duct Tape: It can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound - funny t-shirt Duct Tape: It can...
  • That's a horrible idea - What Time? Funny T-Shirt That's a horrible...
  • Alcohol You Later - funny beer drinking t-shirt Alcohol You Later - funny...
  • I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you - sexual offensive t-shirt I may not go...
  • Anti-Social Social Club - Sarcastic T-Shirt Anti-Social Social Club...
  • You Already Know! Funny T-Shirt You Already Know! Funny...
  • 2020 Written By Stephen King - Funny Covid-19 T-Shirt 2020 Written By Stephen...
  • My favorite Disney princess calls me Daddy - dad t-shirt My favorite Disney princess...
  • I'd rather be farting - funny t-shirt I'd rather be...
  • Madam Vice President T-Shirt Madam Vice President T...
  • Madam Vice President Colored T-Shirt Madam Vice President Colored...
  • How do you keep an idiot in suspense? (answer on back)... How do you keep...
  • That's not sweat. I'm leaking awesome sauce. Work out t-shirt That's not sweat...
  • Oh Sorry... did you mistake me for someone who cares? Sarcastic T-Shirt Oh Sorry... did you...
  • I laughed so hard tears ran down my legs I laughed so hard...
  • Go ask your Dad - funny parent t-shirt Go ask your Dad...
  • Go ask your Mom - funny parent t-shirt Go ask your Mom...
  • Alcohol First, Then In-Laws - funny drinking t-shirt Alcohol First, Then In...
  • Rearrange These Letters To Make Words Funny Dirty Shirt Rearrange These Letters To...
  • If you're going to be salty bring the tequila - drinking t-shirt If you're going...
  • Not Today Karen Not Today Karen...
  • Miso Cute - Pun T-Shirt Miso Cute - Pun T...
  • Very Uninterested In That Opinion David Rose Schitt's Creek Quote T-Shirt Very Uninterested In That...
  • SUPER NERD - Superman Style Logo SUPER NERD - Superman Style...
  • I have no shelf control - funny reading book worm t-shirt I have no shelf...
  • Girls just wanna have sun - ladies t-shirt Girls just wanna have...
  • I destroy silence - drummer t-shirt I destroy silence - drummer...
  • Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows - Ladies T-Shirt Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows...
  • I am the center of the universe - sarcastic t-shirt I am the center...
  • My Life Needs Editing My Life Needs Editing...
  • Just one more episode Just one more episode...
  • I consider on-time to be when I get there - sarcastic ladies t-shirt I consider on-time...
  • Nerdy Dirty Cute & Curvy T-Shirt Nerdy Dirty Cute & Curvy...
  • My neck, my back, my anxiety attack - ladies t-shirt My neck, my back...
  • Please don't talk to me I just want to meet your dog - funny dog t-shirt Please don't talk...
  • You look really funny doing that with your head - funny t-shirt You look really funny...
  • I call my horse Mayo and sometimes Mayo Neighs. funny pun t-shirt I call my horse...
  • 90's Vibe - 90's T-Shirt 90's Vibe - 90...
  • MOIST - Because at least one person you know hates this word - funny t-shirt MOIST - Because at least...
  • Work Hard & Be Cool To All Humans - inspirational t-shirt Work Hard & Be Cool...
  • Handyman Rates - Funny Handyman T-Shirt Handyman Rates - Funny Handyman...
  • Types of Nopes - funny tshirt Types of Nopes - funny...
  • Chess Is Everything - Chess T-Shirt Chess Is Everything - Chess...
  • I'd look for a job but I'm afraid I'd fine one. Sarcastic office humor t-shirt I'd look for...
  • Sotally Tober - Funny Drinking T-Shirt Sotally Tober - Funny Drinking...
  • Keep your friends close and your pizza closer - funny pizza t-shirt Keep your friends close...
  • Move Bish Get Out The Way - Parody Chess T-Shirt Move Bish Get Out...
  • Who Da Man? Yoda Man - funny star wars t-shirt Who Da Man? Yoda...
  • Let's eat kids. Punctuation Saves Lives - funny grammar t-rex t-shirt Let's eat kids...
  • There it goes my last flying fuck - funny sarcastic t-shirt There it goes my...
  • I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? Funny Sarcastic Ladies T-Shirt I'm sorry, did...
  • Breaking News - I Don't Care - Sarcastic T-Shirt Breaking News - I Don...
  • Intelligence Test - Eye M-A-P Ness - Funny T-Shirt Intelligence Test - Eye M...
  • Easily Distracted By Rubber Chickens - funny t-shirt Easily Distracted By Rubber...
  • I enjoy romantic walks through the hardware store - funny t-shirt I enjoy romantic walks...
  • I graduated can I go back to play video games now - graduation t-shirt I graduated can I...
  • Nap Queen - Disney Wreck It Ralph Aurora T-Shirt Nap Queen - Disney Wreck...
  • Best Cat Dad Ever - Funny Cat T-Shirt Best Cat Dad Ever...
  • I tried being normal once. Worst 2 minutes of my life. Funny T-Shirt I tried being normal...
  • Measure. Measure. Cut. Swear. Repeat. Carpenter Handyman T-Shirt Measure. Measure. Cut. Swear...
  • Be a nice human - t-shirt Be a nice human...
  • Sometimes I feel old but then I realize my sister is older - funny sister t-shirt Sometimes I feel old...
  • I love her Personality - offensive funny couple's t-shirt I love her Personality...
  • Best Cat Mom Ever - Funny Cat T-Shirt Best Cat Mom Ever...
  • You stay safe, I'll stay free - Let's Go Brandon - Anti Joe Biden t-shirt You stay safe, I...
  • Perfectly Imperfect - cute ladies t-shirt Perfectly Imperfect - cute ladies...
  • Gamer Nutritional Facts - Video Game T-Shirt Gamer Nutritional Facts - Video...
  • Smells like slut in here - funny t-shirt Smells like slut in...
  • ANOTHER FINE DAY RUINED BY Responsibility - Sarcastic T-Shirt ANOTHER FINE DAY RUINED...
  • I’m not a coffee addict. I’m just a little over attached to it. Coffee T-Shirt I’m not a...
  • First, I coffee. Then I adult. Well, adult-ish. Coffee T-Shirt First, I coffee. Then...
  • Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower. Funny Old Age T-Shirt Don’t worry about...
  • MOM BALLS - Those things you develop when someone messes with your kid - funny mom t-shirt MOM BALLS - Those things...
  • Fat Guys Matter - Fat Guy T-Shirt Fat Guys Matter - Fat...
  • Every Town Has a Drunk And Today It's Gonna Be Me - Wine Drinking T-Shirt Every Town Has a...
  • I am your future president - funny sarcastic t-shirt I am your future...
  • F*ck It Let's Get High - Marijuana Weed T-Shirt F*ck It Let...
  • Let's Go Girls - Cute Ladies T-Shirt Let's Go Girls...
  • two brides are better than one. lgbtq+ T-Shirt two brides are better...
  • Fur Baby Mama - Dog T-Shirt Fur Baby Mama - Dog...
  • Fancy Like T-Shirt Fancy Like T-Shirt...
  • Irish You Were Beer - Funny Drinking T-Shirt Irish You Were Beer...
  • I don't even believe myself when I say only one beer - funny beer t-shirt I don't even...
  • Friends - Rainbow Brite - My Little Pony - Smurfette - Strawberry Shortcake - Carebear - 80s, 90's T-Shirt Friends - Rainbow Brite - My...
  • Horndog. Funny Pun T-Shirt Horndog. Funny Pun T...
  • FUCK - The general direction i'd like you to fuck. Funny T-Shirt FUCK - The general direction...
  • RIDE - Motorcycle T-Shirt RIDE - Motorcycle T-Shirt...
  • If you can read this please back the fuck up - funny insult t-shirt If you can read...
  • Griswold's Exterior Illumination - Ask For Sparky - Funny Christmas T-Shirt Griswold's Exterior Illumination...
  • You're what the French call Les Incompetents - Home Alone - Funny Christmas T-Shirt You're what the...
  • Lineman - Serving Pancakes Daily - Football T-Shirt Lineman - Serving Pancakes Daily...
  • In a dark world - Be the light - Inspirational T-Shirt In a dark world...
  • A Little more kindness - A little less judgement - ladies inspirational t-shirt A Little more kindness...
  • Some things are better left unsaid - but I'm probably going to say them anyways - sarcastic t-shirt Some things are better...
  • I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, and thing - fat guy t-shirt I stay a bit...
  • Believe there is good in the world - inspirational t-shirt Believe there is good...
  • Grow positive thoughts - inspirational t-shirt Grow positive thoughts - inspirational...
  • Bitch please - I'm so fucking fabulous I pee glitter shit cupcakes and fart rainbows. ladies t-shirt Bitch please - I'm...
  • You look mean. You look mad. You look tired - ladies t-shirt You look mean. You...
  • I'm just a girl with a big butt looking for a man who cannot lie - funny ladies t-shirt I'm just a...
  • Ringmaster of the shit show - funny t-shirt Ringmaster of the shit...
  • Mama Needs Coffee - Mom Coffee T-Shirt Mama Needs Coffee - Mom...
  • Books and Coffee - Reading and coffee t-shirt Books and Coffee - Reading...
  • Girls just wanna have FUNdamental human rights - ladies t-shirt Girls just wanna have...
  • NOT MY Pasture NOT MY Cows NOT MY Bullshit - Funny T-Shirt NOT MY Pasture NOT...
  • I'd like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I need it. Sarcastic T-Shirt I'd like to...
  • Throw Sass like confetti - ladies t-shirt Throw Sass like confetti...
  • I wanna be where the people arent - funny t-shirt I wanna be where...
  • Retired - I'm free to do whatever my wife wants whenever she wants it done - funny retirement t-shirt Retired - I'm free...
  • I'm not bossy - I'm just aggressively helpful - sarcastic t-shirt I'm not bossy...
  • Freestyling this whole mom thing - mom t-shirt Freestyling this whole mom...
  • Vaccinated X4 T-Shirt Vaccinated X4 T-Shirt...
  • Shuh Duh Fuh Cup - Funny T-Shirt Shuh Duh Fuh Cup...
  • Funtie - Like a mom only way cooler - funny aunt t-shirt Funtie - Like a mom...
  • This shirt is ugly like your face - funny t-shirt This shirt is ugly...
  • Big Willie's Weiners - Home of the 1 pound all beef footlong. Our weiners barely fit between your buns - funny sexual t-shirt Big Willie's Weiners...
  • Support your local pole dancer. It's not all about the money. It's about keeping you turned on. Funny Pun T-Shirt Support your local pole...
  • I'm not crazy - I'm special - No wait - Funny T-Shirt I'm not crazy...
  • You sir, are a cunt - offensive insult t-shirt You sir, are a...
  • I'm not clumsy - Just the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies. Funny T-Shirt I'm not clumsy...
  • Dad Joke Loading Dad Joke Loading...
  • What doesn't kill me better start fucking running - funny offensive t-shirt What doesn't kill...
  • I would tell a joke about pizza, but it's cheesy. - Dad. Funny corny dad father t-shirt I would tell a...
  • I don't rise and shine I caffeinate and hope for the best - funny coffee t-shirt I don't rise...
  • To quote hamlet act III, Scene III, Line 92, " NO." Funny Hamlet - William Shakespeare T-Shirt To quote hamlet act...
  • To do list: Your Mom - funny sexual offensive t-shirt To do list: Your...
  • Shit Show Supervisor - funny t-shirt Shit Show Supervisor - funny...
  • Looks like I may accidentally get drunk on purpose today - funny drinking t-shirt Looks like I may...
  • Bonfires Pumpkins Sweaters Football - Fall Autumn T-Shirt Bonfires Pumpkins Sweaters Football...
  • Cupcakes are just muffins that believed in miracles - funny t-shirt Cupcakes are just muffins...
  • Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend - funny drinking t-shirt Is it too early...
  • I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad asking for it to be a donut. Funny Ladies t-shirt I'm just a...
  • Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa - you're guac baby. guac. funny t-shirt Don't let them...
  • You can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza and that's kind of the same thing. Funny pizza t-shirt You can't buy...
  • I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two. Funny drinking t-shirt I don't pretend...
  • Part of me says, I should stop drinking - funny drinking t-shirt Part of me says...
  • Don't Be a Salty Heifer Funny Shirt Don't Be a...
  • Rock Hard Caulking Services - You got a hole? Let me put my caulk in it. Funny offensive sexual t-shirt Rock Hard Caulking Services...
  • I Get Nervous Around Girls - Funny Shirt I Get Nervous Around...
  • I Don't Know How To Act My Age. I've Never Been This Old Before! Funny Shirt I Don't Know...
  • I'd Love To Stay and Chat But, I'm Lying Funny Tee I'd Love To...
  • Verbal Filter - Not Included Funny Tee Verbal Filter - Not Included...
  • Dad Left For Milk Funny T-Shirt Dad Left For Milk...
  • Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy T-Shirt Gaslighting is not real...
  • a little emotional - ladies t-shirt a little emotional - ladies...
  • Do not give me a cigarette under any circumstances no matter what I say. Quit Cigarettes - Quit Smoking T-Shirt Do not give me...
  • Divorced Parents Survivor T-Shirt Divorced Parents Survivor T...
  • WTF - Where's The Food - Funny Fat Guy T-Shirt WTF - Where's The...
  • Bartender (White Text) T-Shirt Bartender (White Text) T...
  • Fucking Exhausted - Funny T-Shirt Fucking Exhausted - Funny T...
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