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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • I'm Mean Because You're Stupid T-shirt I'm Mean Because...
  • Merde! Shit Always Sounds Better In French Funny Shirt Merde! Shit Always Sounds...
  • I Swear To Drunk Officer I Am Not God T-shirt I Swear To Drunk...
  • COLUMBUS TRAVELED THE WORLD IN A SAILBOAT... AND YOU CAN'T GET TO THE GYM? Shirt COLUMBUS TRAVELED THE WORLD...
  • Team Player Shirt Team Player Shirt...
  • I'm Kind Of A Big Deal T-shirt I'm Kind Of...
  • I MAY BE FAT. BUT I HAVE A HUGE COCK Shirt I MAY BE FAT...
  • Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Too, Poetry Is Hard, Bacon. Shirt Roses Are Red, Bacon...
  • Save Your Breath You'll Need It Later To Blow Up Your Date T-shirt Save Your Breath You...
  • I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID. I'M JUST SAYING YOU HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO THINKING. Shirt I'M NOT SAYING...
  • ROGER THAT! Shirt ROGER THAT! Shirt...
  • Not Tonight Ladies. I'm Just Here To Get Drunk. Shirt Not Tonight Ladies. I...
  • Trophy Husband T-Shirt Trophy Husband T-Shirt...
  • I'D LOVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY CRAYONS Shirt I'D LOVE TO...
  • I Have Sex Daily... I Mean Dyslexia! Fcuk! Shirt I Have Sex Daily...
  • OF COURSE YOUR OPINION MATTERS... JUST NOT TO ME. Shirt OF COURSE YOUR OPINION...
  • GEEK IS THE NEW SEXY. Shirt GEEK IS THE NEW...
  • Want To Be Friends, With Benefits? Cool Shirt Want To Be Friends...
  • Don't Like Me? Shirt Don't Like Me...
  • This Ain't A Beer Belly, It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine! T-Shirt This Ain't A...
  • Paddy's Irish Pub Always Sunny T-shirt Paddy's Irish Pub...
  • Reincarnation Is My Only Hope T-shirt Reincarnation Is My Only...
  • I'm Not With Stupid Anymore T-shirt I'm Not With...
  • I Don"t Have A.d.d. You're Just Boring Me T-shirt I Don"t Have...
  • I Play Keyboard For The Internet T-Shirt I Play Keyboard For...
  • SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED Shirt SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU...
  • BALD AND BADASS Shirt BALD AND BADASS Shirt...
  • YOU'VE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW. Shirt YOU'VE CAT TO...
  • I Ain't Go To College Funny T-shirt I Ain't Go...
  • Friend With Benefits T-shirt Friend With Benefits T...
  • Cat Gets Everything! - Funny T-shirt Cat Gets Everything! - Funny...
  • I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me Shirt I Only Cry When...
  • When you are upset, just imagine a t-rex trying to wipe it's ass. Shirt When you are upset...
  • Remember My Name You'll Be Jerking Off To It Later T-shirt Remember My Name You...
  • You Get What You Get and You Don't Throw a Fit Shirt You Get What You...
  • They're Fake But They Look Fucking Awesome T-shirt They're Fake But...
  • WORLD'S GREATEST FARTER... I MEAN FATHER T-Shirt WORLD'S GREATEST FARTER...
  • The funniest thing about this shirt is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it. You dumb ass! Shirt The funniest thing about...
  • DO OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY. Shirt DO OR DO NOT...
  • Ninjas stole my costume. Shirt Ninjas stole my costume...
  • Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats. Shirt Boobs are to men...
  • WELL, ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED AND I DIDN'T USE ALGEBRA ONCE. Shirt WELL, ANOTHER DAY HAS...
  • Yes They Are Real T-shirt Yes They Are Real...
  • ABORTION: It really brings out the kid in you! Shirt ABORTION: It really brings...
  • My Life Is A Romantic Comedy Minus The Romance And Just Me Laughing At My Own Jokes. Shirt My Life Is A...
  • Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent T-shirt Anyone Need To Earn...
  • LAST YEAR I ASKED SANTA FOR THE SEXIEST PERSON EVER FOR CHRISTMAS. I WOKE UP IN A BOX. Shirt LAST YEAR I ASKED...
  • NEWS FLASH: I'm Special! Shirt NEWS FLASH: I'm...
  • Department Of Redundancy Department T-shirt Department Of Redundancy Department...
  • Let Me Drop Everything Shirt Let Me Drop Everything...
  • MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. Shirt MY OTHER SHIRT IS...
  • I'm Just Here For The Food! Shirt I'm Just Here...
  • NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU FOLDED Funny Poker T-Shirt NO ONE CARES WHAT...
  • My kids made me bald, tired, and broke then bought me this crappy t-shirt and made me wear it. Shirt My kids made me...
  • All generalizations are false, including this one. Shirt All generalizations are false...
  • My Liver Is Evil And Needs To Be Punished - Funny Drinking Shirt My Liver Is Evil...
  • Good Girls Just Never Get Caught T-shirt Good Girls Just Never...
  • BEER, BACON, & BOOBIES. Shirt BEER, BACON, & BOOBIES. Shirt...
  • VAGINA JOKES AREN'T FUNNY! PERIOD. Shirt VAGINA JOKES AREN'T...
  • i am currently away from my computer Shirt i am currently away...
  • I'M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL. I'M ANTI-STUPID! Shirt I'M NOT ANTI...
  • I Just Work Here T-Shirt I Just Work Here...
  • It's Only A Gambling Problem If I'm Losing Shirt It's Only A...
  • I Saw That -Karma T-Shirt I Saw That -Karma...
  • I Listen To Bands That Don't Even Exist Yet T-Shirt I Listen To Bands...
  • YOU'RE NOT POPULAR. YOUR PUSSY IS. Shirt YOU'RE NOT POPULAR...
  • I NEVER ARGUE, I JUST EXPLAIN WHY I'M RIGHT. Shirt I NEVER ARGUE, I...
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I've Got Alzheimer's, Cheese On Toast. Shirt Roses Are Red, Violets...
  • SORRY, NOT SORRY Shirt SORRY, NOT SORRY Shirt...
  • Buffet Molester Shirt Buffet Molester Shirt...
  • You Remind Me Of An Ugly Version Of Steve Buscemi! - Funny T-shirt You Remind Me Of...
  • WORLD'S OKAYEST UNCLE Shirt WORLD'S OKAYEST UNCLE...
  • Trophy Wife T-Shirt Trophy Wife T-Shirt...
  • Sometimes I wonder "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me. Shirt Sometimes I wonder "Why...
  • Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice! Shirt Don't Make Me...
  • Let's Make Sexy Time It's Nice T-shirt Let's Make Sexy...
  • Under New Management Wedding Shirt Under New Management Wedding...
  • Casey Anthony Daycare - Funny Shirt Casey Anthony Daycare - Funny...
  • Tell Your Mom I Said Thanks Shirt Tell Your Mom I...
  • I'm A Keeper Shirt I'm A Keeper...
  • To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing T-Shirt To All You Virgins...
  • Future Trophy Wife T-shirt Future Trophy Wife T...
  • Resistance is not futile. It's voltage divided by current. Shirt Resistance is not futile...
  • FRIENDLY AS A FUCKLESS FUCK ON FREE FUCK DAY Shirt FRIENDLY AS A FUCKLESS...
  • My Other Ride Is Your Mom Shirt My Other Ride Is...
  • ALWAYS LATE... BUT WORTH THE WAIT. Shirt ALWAYS LATE... BUT WORTH...
  • I Am Disappointment In You're Grammar Shirt I Am Disappointment In...
  • Drink Like A Champion Today T-shirt Drink Like A Champion...
  • I'm Cooler Than Anybody Here T-shirt I'm Cooler Than...
  • I DON'T SWEAT. I LEAK AWESOME crossfit sayings Shirt I DON'T SWEAT...
  • Some People Just Need a High Five. In The Face. With A Chair T-Shirt Some People Just Need...
  • Made In My Mommy Shirt Made In My Mommy...
  • Are You Stoned Or Just Stupid T-shirt Are You Stoned Or...
  • IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER Shirt IT'S THE MOST...
  • Drink Beer and Ignore Stuff Drinking Shirt Drink Beer and Ignore...
  • Always remember, you're unique! Just like everyone else. Shirt Always remember, you're...
  • My Official Wet T-shirt T-shirt My Official Wet T...
  • Dear Algebra, Stop Asking Us To Find Your X, She's Not Coming Back T-Shirt Dear Algebra, Stop Asking...
  • Your Boyfriend Is A Good Kisser T-shirt Your Boyfriend Is A...
  • I Don't Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk T-shirt I Don't Skinny...
  • Don't want a sarcastic answer? Don't ask a stupid question. Shirt Don't want a...
  • BE KIND TO ANIMALS OR I'LL KILL YOU Shirt BE KIND TO ANIMALS...
  • I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH Shirt I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING...
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL Shirt MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY...
  • Living La Vida Broka Shirt Living La Vida Broka...
  • It's Not Me It's You T-shirt It's Not Me...
  • BOOBS. Proof that men can focus on two things at a time. Shirt BOOBS. Proof that men...
  • Grow Your Own Dope Plant A Man T-shirt Grow Your Own Dope...
  • MILF - Man I Love Fishing Shirt MILF - Man I Love...
  • Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one on the left because the one on the right looked muddy and I had nice shoes on. Shirt Two roads diverged in...
  • No, I will not fix your computer! Shirt No, I will not...
  • this is my skinny shirt Shirt this is my skinny...
  • Stop Complaining About Your Baby Daddy, You Picked Him! Shirt Stop Complaining About Your...
  • Have You Seen Mike Hawk T-shirt Have You Seen Mike...
  • I Like To Party, And By Party I Mean Take Naps Shirt I Like To Party...
  • I only speak English and sarcasm. Shirt I only speak English...
  • There's A Party In My Pants And You're Invited T-Shirt There's A Party...
  • Token Black Guy T-shirt Token Black Guy T...
  • Plays With Self T-Shirt Plays With Self T...
  • Guess Where I'm Pierced. T-shirt Guess Where I'm...
  • If Your Dick Was As Big As Your Mouth I Might Be Interested T-shirt If Your Dick Was...
  • I'm Easier T-shirt I'm Easier T...
  • Without Me Its Just Aweso T-shirt Without Me Its Just...
  • A.D.D T-shirt A.D.D T...
  • I Don't Have A License To Kill. I Have A Learner's Permit T-shirt I Don't Have...
  • No Boyfriend No Problems T-shirt No Boyfriend No Problems...
  • Community College Easier Than Regular College Funny T-shirt Community College Easier Than...
  • I Love Cats They Taste Like Chicken T-shirt I Love Cats They...
  • Thank God I'm An Atheist T-shirt Thank God I'm...
  • Buy Me Another Beer You're Still Ugly T-shirt Buy Me Another Beer...
  • Restraining Order Just Another Way Of Saying I Love You T-shirt Restraining Order Just Another...
  • Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help T-shirt Sometimes A Little Brain...
  • I Never Finish Anythi T-shirt I Never Finish Anythi...
  • I'm The Guy Your Parents Warned You About T-shirt I'm The Guy...
  • I Know You Are But What Am I peewee 80's T-shirt I Know You Are...
  • Slightly Used But In Good Condition T-shirt Slightly Used But In...
  • I Got This Shirt For My Boyfriend Awesome Trade T-shirt I Got This Shirt...
  • Your Boyfriend Wants Me T-shirt Your Boyfriend Wants Me...
  • I Make Boys Cry T-shirt I Make Boys Cry...
  • I Tame Wild Things T-shirt I Tame Wild Things...
  • I'm Totally Into Cheap Meaningless Sex T-shirt I'm Totally Into...
  • Most Likely To Steal Your Boyfriend T-shirt Most Likely To Steal...
  • I Got This Body From Eating Junk Food T-shirt I Got This Body...
  • Absynthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder T-shirt Absynthe Makes The Heart...
  • Drama Queen T-shirt Drama Queen T-shirt...
  • I'm Not Stalking You T-shirt I'm Not Stalking...
  • 100% Steroid Free T-shirt 100% Steroid Free T...
  • No One Knows I'm A Lesbian T-shirt No One Knows I...
  • Save A Horse Ride The Bride T-shirt Save A Horse Ride...
  • No One Cares What Actors Think T-shirt No One Cares What...
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