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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • Humpty Was Pushed T-shirt Humpty Was Pushed T...
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  • Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion T-shirt Everyone Is Entitled To...
  • Drunk Chicks Dig Me T-shirt Drunk Chicks Dig Me...
  • I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses. Funny Shirt I. Like. How. When...
  • Lesbian Trapped In A Man's Body T-shirt Lesbian Trapped In A...
  • I Got A Dig Bick Funny Shirt I Got A Dig...
  • Hi, I Don't Care Thanks T-shirt Hi, I Don't...
  • If The Lord Had Not Intended For Man To Eat Pussy He Wouldn't Have Made It Look So Much Like a Taco Shirt If The Lord Had...
  • This Beer Is Making Me Awesome Drinking Shirt This Beer Is Making...
  • Fat Girls Give The Best Head Because They're Hungry Funny Shirt Fat Girls Give The...
  • Sorry Honey, I Can't Hear You Without A Beer In My Hand T-shirt Sorry Honey, I Can...
  • I Swallow T-shirt I Swallow T-shirt...
  • I Fucking Love Cuddling Shirt I Fucking Love Cuddling...
  • I had a costume but obama gave it to someone else. Shirt I had a costume...
  • I See That You've Already Met The Twins T-shirt I See That You...
  • I Don't Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Everyday! T-shirt I Don't Need...
  • Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Shirt Don't Bro Me...
  • I Didn't Ask You To Dance, I Said You Look Fat In Those Pants T-shirt I Didn't Ask...
  • WORLD'S OKAYEST BROTHER Shirt WORLD'S OKAYEST BROTHER...
  • I LOVE MY HOT WIFE Shirt I LOVE MY HOT...
  • If A Man Speaks In The Forest And There's No Woman To Hear Him, Is He Still Wrong T-shirt If A Man Speaks...
  • My Feet Hurt From Kicking So Much Ass Funny T-shirt My Feet Hurt From...
  • It's Not Easy Being Easy T-shirt It's Not Easy...
  • I'm Fat, Let's Party Funny Shirt I'm Fat, Let...
  • Who Do I Have To Blow To Get A Drink Around Here T-shirt Who Do I Have...
  • You Can't Scare Me, I Have A Daughter Funny Shirt You Can't Scare...
  • I Work Well With Others As Long As They Leave Me Alone. Shirt I Work Well With...
  • Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You Funny Shirt Good Game, Good Game...
  • All I Want Is A Beer And A Blow Job. Is That So Wrong T-shirt All I Want Is...
  • Cleverly Disguised As An Adult Funny T-shirt Cleverly Disguised As An...
  • Classy Sassy and a Bit Smart Assy T-Shirt Classy Sassy and a...
  • I'm In The Witness Protection Program T-shirt I'm In The...
  • Hi You'll Do T-shirt Hi You'll Do...
  • I'm A Very Good Bad Example T-shirt I'm A Very...
  • It's Ok If You Disagree With Me. I Can't Force You To Be Right! Funny Shirt It's Ok If...
  • Maybe Its The Beer Talking, But I Really Like Beer Funny Shirt Maybe Its The Beer...
  • You Can't Fix Stupid T-shirt You Can't Fix...
  • I Ain't Saying She's Easy... Shirt I Ain't Saying...
  • Your Daughter Is In Good Hands T-shirt Your Daughter Is In...
  • On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet? Shirt On a scale of...
  • Buy Me A Shot I'm Tying The Knot T-shirt Buy Me A Shot...
  • You Mess With Me, You Mess With The Whole Trailer Park T-Shirt You Mess With Me...
  • Alcohol The Cause And Solution To All Of Life's Problems T-shirt Alcohol The Cause And...
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  • Easily Distracted By Shiny Objects T-shirt Easily Distracted By Shiny...
  • SAMCRO Shirt SAMCRO Shirt...
  • Do Not Read This Shirt! You Rebel. Shirt Do Not Read This...
  • A Friend Will Help You Move But A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body T-shirt A Friend Will Help...
  • Awesome In Bed! Shirt Awesome In Bed! Shirt...
  • IT IS WHAT IT IS (UNLESS IT ISN'T) Shirt IT IS WHAT IT...
  • The night is dark and full of terrors. Shirt The night is dark...
  • Save Ferris T-shirt Save Ferris T-shirt...
  • I Got This Shirt For My Wife Awesome Trade T-shirt I Got This Shirt...
  • Stop Looking At My Shirt - T-shirt Stop Looking At My...
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  • Auto Correct Can Go Straight To He'll T-Shirt Auto Correct Can Go...
  • It's Not a Bald Spot It's a Solar Panel For a Sex Machine Shirt It's Not a...
  • I May Be Old, But I Got To See All The Cool Bands T-Shirt I May Be Old...
  • What if the hokey pokey REALLY IS what it's all about? Shirt What if the hokey...
  • Cancel My Subscription, I'm Tired Of Your Issues T-Shirt Cancel My Subscription, I...
  • I LIKE TO PARTY AND BY PARTY I MEAN TAKE NAPS. Shirt I LIKE TO PARTY...
  • I see no good reason to act my age. Shirt I see no good...
  • I Make Stuff Up T-shirt I Make Stuff Up...
  • My Wife Says I Don't Listen (Or Something Like That) Shirt My Wife Says I...
  • I Need Someone Really Bad Are You Really Bad T-shirt I Need Someone Really...
  • Don't Be Jealous Funny Shirt Don't Be Jealous...
  • I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me Shirt I Work Hard Because...
  • The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. Shirt The difference between pizza...
  • I Used To Be Addicted To The Hokey Pokey... Shirt I Used To Be...
  • I Used To Be F*cking Stupid...but Then We Broke Up T-shirt I Used To Be...
  • Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh T-shirt Sometimes I Pee When...
  • Bipolar Funny T-shirt Bipolar Funny T-shirt...
  • I'm Not Drunk, But I'm Working On It T-shirt I'm Not Drunk...
  • Have You Seen Mike Hunt T-shirt Have You Seen Mike...
  • WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE. Shirt WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING...
  • Smile If You're Not Wearing Undies T-Shirt Smile If You're...
  • I Got This Shirt For My Husband Awesome Trade T-shirt I Got This Shirt...
  • Fuck Buddy T-shirt Fuck Buddy T-shirt...
  • Reverse Psychology Shirt Reverse Psychology Shirt...
  • Don't Make Me Violate My Probation Funny T-shirt Don't Make Me...
  • Beer:30 T-shirt Beer:30 T-shirt...
  • I Have Not Yet Begun To Procrastinate T-shirt I Have Not Yet...
  • I Make Inappropriate Choices When I Drink T-shirt I Make Inappropriate Choices...
  • Drinks Well With Others T-shirt Drinks Well With Others...
  • Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime. Shirt Give a man a...
  • Tell Your Wife I Said Thanks T-shirt Tell Your Wife I...
  • Token White Guy T-shirt Token White Guy T...
  • I Survived Shit Creek - Funny T-shirt I Survived Shit Creek...
  • I Smile Because You're My Sister. I Laugh Because There's Nothing You Can Do About It! Shirt I Smile Because You...
  • I Have A P.H.D. Pretty Huge Dick T-Shirt I Have A P...
  • Dear Santa, yeah I was naughty this year and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard. Shirt Dear Santa, yeah I...
  • Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms... T-Shirt Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms...
  • I Would Do Me T-shirt I Would Do Me...
  • If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport! Shirt If Assholes Could Fly...
  • If At First You Don't Succeed Then Maybe You Just Suck T-shirt If At First You...
  • You Had Me At Merlot T-shirt You Had Me At...
  • Don't ask me for shit. Shirt Don't ask me...
  • I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome T-shirt I Don't Get...
  • I'm here to fuck shit up! Shirt I'm here to...
  • GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP OPTIONAL. Shirt GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY...
  • Drunk Guy Costume Halloween Shirt Drunk Guy Costume Halloween...
  • NO GUT NO GLORY Shirt NO GUT NO GLORY...
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep. Shirt Sometimes I wake up...
  • Get your own shirt. Stop reading mine! Shirt Get your own shirt...
  • That's What - She Said Quote Funny Shirt That's What - She...
  • If You Think My Tits Are Nice You Should See My Balls T-shirt If You Think My...
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  • A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn. Shirt A friend told me...
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  • IN DOG BEERS I'VE HAD ONE Shirt IN DOG BEERS I...
  • Eat Pussy. It's Good For You. Shirt Eat Pussy. It's...
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  • Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver. Shirt Sometimes I drink water...
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  • THREE IN THE PINK. FORGET THE STINK. Shirt THREE IN THE PINK...
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  • That's What She Said T-shirt That's What She...
  • "DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON T-SHIRTS" - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. Shirt "DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING...
  • You Read My Shirt, That's Enough Social Interaction T-shirt You Read My Shirt...
  • Define Normal T-Shirt Define Normal T-Shirt...
  • I Was Kicked Out Of Scouts For Eating A Brownie T-shirt I Was Kicked Out...
  • YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS! Shirt YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS! Shirt...
  • Please don't hug me. I might have to poop. Shirt Please don't hug...
  • I'm not 60! I'm 18 with 42 years experience. Shirt I'm not 60...
  • When I was a kid... No wait, I still do that. Shirt When I was a...
  • I Dream Of A Better World Where Chickens Can Cross The Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned. Shirt I Dream Of A...
  • THE LESS HAIR I HAVE THE MORE HEAD I GET Shirt THE LESS HAIR I...
  • I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE CARES. I DON'T, BUT SOMEONE DOES. Shirt I WANT YOU TO...
  • I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass! Shirt I Can Kick Your...
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  • Don't Give Me Any Drugs T-shirt Don't Give Me...
  • Be Kind For Everyone You Meet is Fighting a Hard Battle Shirt Be Kind For Everyone...
  • Listen! Do You Smell Something? T-Shirt Listen! Do You Smell...
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  • I See Dumb People T-shirt I See Dumb People...
  • Don't hate me because you're a douchebag. Shirt Don't hate me...
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  • Friendly When Drunk T-shirt Friendly When Drunk T...
  • Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Shirt Due to current economic...
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  • What Matters Most In Life Are Quotes And Stuff That Tell You What Life Is Really About. Shirt What Matters Most In...
  • There's Too Much Blood In My Alcohol System T-shirt There's Too Much...
  • Please tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes. Shirt Please tell your tits...
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