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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • Does not play well with others. T-Shirt Does not play well...
  • Don't ask me I just work here. T-Shirt Don't ask me...
  • Don't Touch it T-Shirt Don't Touch it...
  • Dorkasaurus T-Shirt Dorkasaurus T-Shirt...
  • Douchebag T-Shirt Douchebag T-Shirt...
  • Dirtbag T-Shirt Dirtbag T-Shirt...
  • Dude, your girlfriend keeps checking me out! T-Shirt Dude, your girlfriend keeps...
  • FART NINJA T-Shirt FART NINJA T-Shirt...
  • Fight Evil, Read Books T-Shirt Fight Evil, Read Books...
  • First Time Mommy T-Shirt First Time Mommy T...
  • Fish Fear Me T-Shirt Fish Fear Me T...
  • FISH ON! T-Shirt FISH ON! T-Shirt...
  • Florida Rules T-Shirt Florida Rules T-Shirt...
  • Free Gas Around Back T-Shirt Free Gas Around Back...
  • French pastry chefs give me the crepes T-Shirt French pastry chefs give...
  • fucker. T-Shirt fucker. T-Shirt...
  • Fukitol T-Shirt Fukitol T-Shirt...
  • Genius Slacker T-Shirt Genius Slacker T-Shirt...
  • Geology Rocks T-Shirt Geology Rocks T-Shirt...
  • Get Over It T-Shirt Get Over It T...
  • Happy Camper T-Shirt Happy Camper T-Shirt...
  • Happy Farter's Day T-Shirt Happy Farter's Day...
  • Hungry T-Shirt Hungry T-Shirt...
  • I Always Give 100% T-Shirt I Always Give 100...
  • I am in my happy place T-Shirt I am in my...
  • i am your internet girlfriend T-Shirt i am your internet...
  • I attract unstable people T-Shirt I attract unstable people...
  • I Bite T-Shirt I Bite T-Shirt...
  • I Came I Saw I Shopped T-Shirt I Came I Saw...
  • I'd Flex, But I Like This Shirt! T-Shirt I'd Flex, But...
  • I dig dinosaurs. T-Shirt I dig dinosaurs. T...
  • I dont have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem T-Shirt I dont have an...
  • I Do What I Want T-Shirt I Do What I...
  • I drink until I pass out. T-Shirt I drink until I...
  • I feel a sin coming on T-Shirt I feel a sin...
  • I Love (Heart) Meatballs shirt I Love (Heart) Meatballs...
  • I like big putts T-Shirt I like big putts...
  • I Love burritos T-Shirt I Love burritos T...
  • I Love BLACK GUYS T-Shirt I Love BLACK GUYS...
  • I Love Chocolate Honeys T-Shirt I Love Chocolate Honeys...
  • I Love Endorphins T-Shirt I Love Endorphins T...
  • I Love Fanny Packs T-Shirt I Love Fanny Packs...
  • I Love Honey Badgers T-Shirt I Love Honey Badgers...
  • I Love JEWS T-Shirt I Love JEWS T...
  • I Love Ketchup T-Shirt I Love Ketchup T...
  • SLUT Shirt SLUT Shirt...
  • FUCK THE POLICE Shirt FUCK THE POLICE Shirt...
  • ARMY Shirt ARMY Shirt...
  • LISTEN TO GHOSTFACE Shirt LISTEN TO GHOSTFACE Shirt...
  • Jesus Is My Homeboy Shirt Jesus Is My Homeboy...
  • HATERS GONNA HATE Shirt HATERS GONNA HATE Shirt...
  • We Don't Fuck With You Musically Shirt We Don't Fuck...
  • Bad Cop, No Donut Shirt Bad Cop, No Donut...
  • Sorry For Partying Shirt Sorry For Partying Shirt...
  • I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Shirt I'm Not As...
  • I Do What The Voices In My Head Tell Me Shirt I Do What The...
  • WHO FARTED? Shirt WHO FARTED? Shirt...
  • What Are You Looking At Dicknose Shirt What Are You Looking...
  • Drink Til You Want Me Shirt Drink Til You Want...
  • I Am the Man from Nantucket Shirt I Am the Man...
  • Welcome to New York, Duck Motherfucker Shirt Welcome to New York...
  • I Make Cute Babies. Shirt I Make Cute Babies...
  • I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit Shirt I think you've...
  • BEER KING Shirt BEER KING Shirt...
  • BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER Shirt BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER...
  • Life Is Short And So Is Your Penis Shirt Life Is Short And...
  • I'm not fat... my shirt is just puffy. Shirt I'm not fat...
  • My penis is average. Shirt My penis is average...
  • My other t-shirt has a really funny slogan on it. Shirt My other t-shirt...
  • My wife gives sound advice... 10% advice and 90% sound. Shirt My wife gives sound...
  • It's only funny 'til someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious. Shirt It's only funny...
  • Up and dressed... what more do you want? Shirt Up and dressed... what...
  • GRUMPY OLD MAN Shirt GRUMPY OLD MAN Shirt...
  • It wasn't like this when I was a lad... Shirt It wasn't like...
  • #000000 Shirt #000000 Shirt...
  • Trainee Millionaire Shirt Trainee Millionaire Shirt...
  • Do, or do not. There is no 'try' -Yoda. Shirt Do, or do not...
  • BORN TO FISH Shirt BORN TO FISH Shirt...
  • places to go... people to annoy... Shirt places to go... people...
  • ROBOT IN DISGUISE Shirt ROBOT IN DISGUISE Shirt...
  • I'm not 50! I'm 18 with 32 years experience. Shirt I'm not 50...
  • I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years experience. Shirt I'm not 40...
  • Aged To Perfection Shirt Aged To Perfection Shirt...
  • I ain't even mad Shirt I ain't even...
  • Did someone say BEERFEST? Shirt Did someone say BEERFEST...
  • I know that guacamole is extra! Shirt I know that guacamole...
  • please excuse my dope ass swag Shirt please excuse my dope...
  • Yeah Buddy! Shirt Yeah Buddy! Shirt...
  • STAY FRESH Shirt STAY FRESH Shirt...
  • I INVENTED SEXY Shirt I INVENTED SEXY Shirt...
  • Normal People Scare Me Shirt Normal People Scare Me...
  • COLDASS HONKEY Shirt COLDASS HONKEY Shirt...
  • YOLO BRO Shirt YOLO BRO Shirt...
  • Who the fuck is Mick Jagger Shirt Who the fuck is...
  • DERP Shirt DERP Shirt...
  • Can't Touch This Shirt Can't Touch This...
  • I'm Not The Woman You Can Trust Shirt I'm Not The...
  • NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A SICK MIND Shirt NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER...
  • WORK HARDER! People on benefits depend on us. Shirt WORK HARDER! People on...
  • Keep The Dream Alive - Go Back To Sleep Shirt Keep The Dream Alive...
  • This shirt is so awesome I wore the same one the day after yesterday. Shirt This shirt is so...
  • I've lost my phone #. Can I borrow yours? Shirt I've lost my...
  • Aspiring, Rich, Blonde Socialite. Shirt Aspiring, Rich, Blonde Socialite...
  • IF I WANT TO HEAR PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET, I'LL PUT SHOES ON MY CAT Shirt IF I WANT TO...
  • Love never dies... but sometimes it moves out and takes the T.V. Shirt Love never dies... but...
  • I'VE NEVER BEEN MENTIONED IN DISPATCHES Shirt I'VE NEVER BEEN...
  • I'm not antisocial. I just don't like people. Shirt I'm not antisocial...
  • TRY ME OUT Shirt TRY ME OUT Shirt...
  • I Invented Swag Shirt I Invented Swag Shirt...
  • I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day. Shirt I'd tell you...
  • My code is guaranteed 100% mistrake free. Shirt My code is guaranteed...
  • ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, FIREARMS. WHO'S BRINGING THE CHIPS? Shirt ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, FIREARMS. WHO...
  • Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me? Shirt Don't You Wish...
  • JESUS LOVES YOU! I THINK YOU'RE A CUNT! Shirt JESUS LOVES YOU! I...
  • SHHHHH this is my hangover t-shirt. Shirt SHHHHH this is my...
  • I'm not santa (but you can still sit on my lap) Shirt I'm not santa...
  • I'm Sorry! You looked good from a distance. Shirt I'm Sorry! You...
  • This Shirt Is White. Shirt This Shirt Is White...
  • I'm not paid enough to be nice to you. Shirt I'm not paid...
  • Why Are All The Bad Men Taken? Shirt Why Are All The...
  • No, I don't look busy... because I got it right the first time. Shirt No, I don't...
  • I Found Jesus! (He Was Hiding Behind The Couch) Shirt I Found Jesus! (He...
  • If you can read this I'm not planking. Shirt If you can read...
  • Anybody can be cool... but awesome takes practice. Shirt Anybody can be cool...
  • I'LL TRY TO BE NICER IF YOU TRY TO BE SMARTER. Shirt I'LL TRY TO...
  • Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. Shirt Good friends don't...
  • People like YOU are the reason people like ME need medication. Shirt People like YOU are...
  • If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed? Shirt If I were a...
  • I'M NOT HEAVY. I'M KIDNAP RESISTANT. Shirt I'M NOT HEAVY...
  • SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT! Shirt SORRY IF I LOOKED...
  • So Many Men So Little Space Under The Yard Shirt So Many Men So...
  • DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED Shirt DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED Shirt...
  • my mom says I'm cool Shirt my mom says I...
  • The Quickest Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Rib Cage Shirt The Quickest Way To...
  • HEAVILY ARMED EASILY PISSED Shirt HEAVILY ARMED EASILY PISSED...
  • You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me! Shirt You're just jealous...
  • drink sensibly... don't spill it Shirt drink sensibly... don't...
  • I LIKE DOING HOODRAT STUFF WITH MY FRIENDS Shirt I LIKE DOING HOODRAT...
  • A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Shirt A hard-on doesn...
  • Save A Virgin. Do Me Instead. Shirt Save A Virgin. Do...
  • My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. Shirt My idea of a...
  • I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day! :) Shirt I'm busy. You...
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  • Spring Break: KAZAKHSTAN Shirt Spring Break: KAZAKHSTAN Shirt...
  • BEER: Connecting People Shirt BEER: Connecting People Shirt...
  • YEP! YOUR GAYDAR IS ACCURATE! Shirt YEP! YOUR GAYDAR IS...
  • DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT Shirt DRIVE IT LIKE YOU...
  • I LIKE TO FART ON THE FIRST DATE! Shirt I LIKE TO FART...
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  • IDIOT ABROAD Shirt IDIOT ABROAD Shirt...
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