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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In the office I have a work station. Need I say more? Shirt A bus station is...
  • I'm going green (starting with my liver) Shirt I'm going green...
  • My Baby Rocks Shirt My Baby Rocks Shirt...
  • WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED Shirt WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED...
  • The hardest part of riding is... THE GROUND Shirt The hardest part of...
  • Almost Single Shirt Almost Single Shirt...
  • ONE BOYFRIEND IS NOT ENOUGH. Shirt ONE BOYFRIEND IS NOT...
  • before you judge me, make sure you are perfect. Shirt before you judge me...
  • PARDON MY FRENCH Shirt PARDON MY FRENCH Shirt...
  • NEW JERSEY - Smells like an old jersey. Shirt NEW JERSEY - Smells like...
  • HOOLIGAN Shirt HOOLIGAN Shirt...
  • Let me buy you a nice cold glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP Shirt Let me buy you...
  • LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS! Shirt LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS...
  • Drink Triple. See Double. Act Single. Shirt Drink Triple. See Double...
  • UNDERCOVER GENIUS Shirt UNDERCOVER GENIUS Shirt...
  • I'm Here For The BOOS! Shirt I'm Here For...
  • I hate being bi-polar. It's Awesome! Shirt I hate being bi...
  • GEE, I BETCHA YOU GOT A SWELL VAGINA! Shirt GEE, I BETCHA YOU...
  • I JUST AWESOMED ALL OVER THIS PLACE Shirt I JUST AWESOMED ALL...
  • HIGH AS FUCK Shirt HIGH AS FUCK Shirt...
  • I hope your couch pulls out because I don't. Shirt I hope your couch...
  • bitches are people too! Shirt bitches are people too...
  • GET ME DRUNK AND ENJOY THE SHOW! Shirt GET ME DRUNK AND...
  • I MAKE BITCHES WET Shirt I MAKE BITCHES WET...
  • NON-EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH Shirt NON-EMPLOYEE OF THE...
  • HUG: ITS WHAT YOU DO BEFORE YOU FUCK Shirt HUG: ITS WHAT YOU...
  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. Shirt Sticks and stones may...
  • NYMPHOMANIAC TREATMENT CENTER STAFF Shirt NYMPHOMANIAC TREATMENT CENTER STAFF...
  • IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME Shirt IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY...
  • I LEARNED FROM LESBIANS Shirt I LEARNED FROM LESBIANS...
  • when life gives you lemons just say... fuck the lemons and bail Shirt when life gives you...
  • I don't need a tractor to pull hoes! Shirt I don't need...
  • Today I saw an old lady fall down a flight of stairs. That was some funny shit. Shirt Today I saw an...
  • SHOW ME THEM TITTIES! Shirt SHOW ME THEM TITTIES...
  • I invented a new drinking game... Drink 'Til You Fuck Me! Shirt I invented a new...
  • GET DRUNK OR GET THE FUCK OUT! Shirt GET DRUNK OR GET...
  • THE PUSSY WHISPERER Shirt THE PUSSY WHISPERER Shirt...
  • I don't make mistakes... I date them. Shirt I don't make...
  • BACON IS NOT THE ANSWER. IT'S THE QUESTION. THE ANSWER IS YES! Shirt BACON IS NOT THE...
  • frunk as duck Shirt frunk as duck Shirt...
  • looking for meaningful overnight relationship Shirt looking for meaningful overnight...
  • I HOPE I DON'T BLACK OUT BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME! Shirt I HOPE I DON...
  • I'm A Hot Mess Shirt I'm A Hot...
  • TELL ME NOW BEFORE I BLOW $50 ON DRINKS. Shirt TELL ME NOW BEFORE...
  • Religion is like a dick. It's ok to have one, it's alright to be proud of it. But don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and for fuck's sake, don't try to shove it down my kid's throat! Shirt Religion is like a...
  • OFF! Is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck. Shirt OFF! Is the general...
  • creepy ass cracker Shirt creepy ass cracker Shirt...
  • I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the depth and the warmth. Shirt I'd call you...
  • SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH! Shirt SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH! Shirt...
  • Who ate all the pussy? Shirt Who ate all the...
  • I have multiple personalities and none of them like you. Shirt I have multiple personalities...
  • Yet despite the look on my face... you're still talking. Sarcastic T-Shirt Yet despite the look...
  • Don't shoot officer! I'm White! Shirt Don't shoot officer...
  • WARNING: This shirt may contain an asshole. Shirt WARNING: This shirt may...
  • I don't like any of these people. Shirt I don't like...
  • It's all fun and games until someone gets knocked up, knocked down, or knocked out. Shirt It's all fun...
  • Just because I'm tattooed doesn't mean I want to see your fucking butterfly. Shirt Just because I'm...
  • THINGS I LIKE ABOUT COFFEE: Coffee is hot. Coffee cheers me up. Coffee keeps my awake. Coffee smells good. THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU: Nothing. Fuck You. Shirt THINGS I LIKE ABOUT...
  • I'M SHY Shirt I'M SHY Shirt...
  • PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME KILL PEOPLE. Shirt PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE...
  • MY HANDS LIKE TO GO WHERE BOOBIES ARE. Shirt MY HANDS LIKE TO...
  • I APOLOGIZE. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW BAD-ASS I AM. Shirt I APOLOGIZE. I CAN...
  • A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. - The Second Amendment Shirt A well regulated militia...
  • I LIKE SKINNY GIRLS BUT I'D NEVER TURN DOWN A FATTY! Shirt I LIKE SKINNY GIRLS...
  • HORN BROKEN WATCH FOR 9MM Shirt HORN BROKEN WATCH FOR...
  • YES I'M A BITCH. JUST NOT YOURS. Shirt YES I'M A...
  • I'M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE. Shirt I'M NOT WITH...
  • MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE! Shirt MY PARENTS SAID I...
  • HEADS I GET TAIL. TAILS I GET HEAD. Shirt HEADS I GET TAIL...
  • GIVE A MAN A GUN AND HE CAN ROB A BANK. GIVE A MAN A BANK AND HE CAN ROB THE WORLD. Shirt GIVE A MAN A...
  • I don't have A.D.D. You're just fucking boring. Shirt I don't have...
  • Yeah, I'm A Bitch. So Fucking What? Shirt Yeah, I'm A...
  • I don't have a fucking attitude you stupid mother fucker. Shirt I don't have...
  • Blah, Blah, Blah. Shut the fuck up. Shirt Blah, Blah, Blah. Shut...
  • EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHER FUCKER Shirt EAT SHIT AND DIE...
  • Everyone has the right to be ugly. You abuse the privilege. Shirt Everyone has the right...
  • If I gave a fuck about what you thought, would I be wearing this shirt? Shirt If I gave a...
  • Come back after a few more beers. You're still ugly as fuck! Shirt Come back after a...
  • WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT HARASSING SMOKERS IS ACTUALLY MORE DANGEROUS THAN SMOKING. Shirt WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL...
  • I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT. I'M NOT IN THE SHIT BUSINESS. Shirt I DON'T GIVE...
  • I'VE GOT A FISTFUL OF MEDICINE FOR YOUR SMARTASSITIS Shirt I'VE GOT A...
  • THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE. Shirt THE GENE POOL COULD...
  • You would look better with my balls on your chin Shirt You would look better...
  • It's a beautiful day! Now watch some asshole fuck it up. Shirt It's a beautiful...
  • Opinions are like assholes... they're usually pretty shitty. Shirt Opinions are like assholes...
  • SUITS SUCK Shirt SUITS SUCK Shirt...
  • SEX. Do it for the kids. Shirt SEX. Do it for...
  • Fat Guys Try Harder Shirt Fat Guys Try Harder...
  • Leave Me Alone. I'm Only Speaking To My Dog Today. Shirt Leave Me Alone. I...
  • IRONY. The opposite of wrinkly. Shirt IRONY. The opposite of...
  • SORRY I'M NOT SORRY Shirt SORRY I'M NOT...
  • I Have A Condition That Makes Me Want To Eat When I Can't Sleep. Insom-nom-nom-nia Shirt I Have A Condition...
  • I Cuddle On The First Date Shirt I Cuddle On The...
  • Women Are Angels When Someone Breaks Our Wings We Continue To Fly. Usually On A Broomstick... We're Flexible Like That. Shirt Women Are Angels When...
  • what i really need is minions Shirt what i really need...
  • ask me about my A.D.D or pie or my cat. a dog. i have a bike. do you like tv? i saw a rock. hi. Shirt ask me about my...
  • you had me at bacon Shirt you had me at...
  • I AM CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED. I KNOW, IT FREAKS ME OUT TOO. BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS! Shirt I AM CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED...
  • STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY Shirt STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST...
  • MAY CONTAIN NUTS Shirt MAY CONTAIN NUTS Shirt...
  • I drink to forget my problems. I'm sorry. Who are you again? Shirt I drink to forget...
  • Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. Shirt Alcohol and calculus don...
  • I Hate When I'm Making A Milkshake And Boys Just Show Up In My Yard. Shirt I Hate When I...
  • When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Ninja. Shirt When I Grow Up...
  • ONLY TRUST PEOPLE WHO LIKE BIG BUTTS... They cannot lie. Shirt ONLY TRUST PEOPLE WHO...
  • THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. THOSE WHO ARE GOOD AT MATH, AND THOSE WHO AREN'T. Shirt THERE ARE 3 KINDS...
  • I HAVE THIS SUPER POWER WHERE AWKWARDNESS RUBS OFF ON EVERYONE AROUND ME Shirt I HAVE THIS SUPER...
  • I'M THE BOSS Shirt I'M THE BOSS...
  • Check your face. I just found a nose in my business. Shirt Check your face. I...
  • MOTHER NATURE GETS ME WET Shirt MOTHER NATURE GETS ME...
  • LIVING PROOF OF SURVIVAL OF THE UNFITTEST Shirt LIVING PROOF OF SURVIVAL...
  • #Love Shirt #Love Shirt...
  • 100+ years and all we have is a hybrid.... THAT'S BULLSHIT!! Shirt 100+ years and all...
  • I owe. I owe. It's off to work I go. Shirt I owe. I owe...
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  • music changed my life Shirt music changed my life...
  • LOL JK Shirt LOL JK Shirt...
  • Internet was down so I thought I would come outside today. Shirt Internet was down so...
  • TRAIN INSANE OR REMAIN THE SAME Shirt TRAIN INSANE OR REMAIN...
  • Plagiarism saves time. Shirt Plagiarism saves time. Shirt...
  • DANGEROUSLY OVEREDUCATED Shirt DANGEROUSLY OVEREDUCATED Shirt...
  • I'm at that awkward stage between birth and death. Shirt I'm at that...
  • GLUTEN. THE NEW AL QAEDA Shirt GLUTEN. THE NEW AL...
  • Conserve Water! Drink Wine! Shirt Conserve Water! Drink Wine...
  • I'm with the MILF Shirt I'm with the...
  • More Issues Than Vogue Shirt More Issues Than Vogue...
  • THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE Shirt THE FORCE IS STRONG...
  • HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE Shirt HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE...
  • I SURVIVED THE END OF THE WORLD Shirt I SURVIVED THE END...
  • PROUD TO BE AWESOME Shirt PROUD TO BE AWESOME...
  • IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE MYSELF IN ONE WORD IT WOULD BE INTERNET Shirt IF I HAD TO...
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  • DROPPED ON MY HEAD AS A CHILD Shirt DROPPED ON MY HEAD...
  • I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE Shirt I BRING NOTHING TO...
  • The beatings will continue until the morale improves. Shirt The beatings will continue...
  • Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep all my stuff. Shirt Stop destroying our planet...
  • I stopped listening to you. Sorry. Shirt I stopped listening to...
  • It's not a hangover. It's wine flu. Shirt It's not a...
  • LOOK MA, I'M ON THE FACEBOOKS Shirt LOOK MA, I'M...
  • I'M HAVING TECHNICAL PROBLEMS WITH MY ATTITUDE TODAY: AVOIDANCE IS SUGGESTED. Shirt I'M HAVING TECHNICAL...
  • GRAVITY KEEPS ME DOWN Shirt GRAVITY KEEPS ME DOWN...
  • I'M NOT RUDE. I JUST SAY WHAT EVERY ONE ELSE IS THINKING. Shirt I'M NOT RUDE...
  • NERD Shirt NERD Shirt...
  • I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I HATE YOUR FACE. Shirt I'M PRETTY SURE...
  • I LIKE GIRLS FOR THEIR HEARTS. THEIR BIG, BOUNCY, JIGGLY HEARTS! Shirt I LIKE GIRLS FOR...
  • Do you want to see what's under my shirt? Shirt Do you want to...
  • LET'S HUG IT OUT, BITCH. Shirt LET'S HUG IT...
  • NEEDS MORE BACON Shirt NEEDS MORE BACON Shirt...
  • STRANGER WITH BENEFITS Shirt STRANGER WITH BENEFITS Shirt...
  • I'm famous in BOLLYWOOD Shirt I'm famous in...
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