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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter. Shirt I'll try to...
  • HEY LISTEN HERE JACK Shirt HEY LISTEN HERE JACK...
  • You had me at the proper use of "you're" Shirt You had me at...
  • Forecast Tonight: DARK Shirt Forecast Tonight: DARK Shirt...
  • When Nothing Goes Right... Go Left. Shirt When Nothing Goes Right...
  • I don't run. And if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me. Shirt I don't run...
  • I'M STILL IN BETA Shirt I'M STILL IN...
  • I am not Schizophrenic and neither am I. Shirt I am not Schizophrenic...
  • I'll Be More Fun When I Can Drink Again. Shirt I'll Be More...
  • Why are there so many smart phones being used by so many stupid people? Shirt Why are there so...
  • THE ONE NIGHT STAND YOUR MOM WILL APPROVE OF. Shirt THE ONE NIGHT STAND...
  • No, I'm Not Pregnant. I'm Just Really Fat. Shirt No, I'm Not...
  • I haven't seen my feet since 1984! Shirt I haven't seen...
  • I'm just a regular everyday normal fat guy. Shirt I'm just a...
  • I'M NOT FAT... I'M EPIC Shirt I'M NOT FAT...
  • WHO NEEDS A WOMEN WHEN I HAVE BOOBS LIKE THESE? Shirt WHO NEEDS A WOMEN...
  • CHUBS Shirt CHUBS Shirt...
  • I EAT WHEN IM BORED. Shirt I EAT WHEN IM...
  • Are you going to eat that? Shirt Are you going to...
  • I dare you to picture me naked. Shirt I dare you to...
  • Does this shirt make me look fat? Shirt Does this shirt make...
  • model in training Shirt model in training Shirt...
  • I CHEATED AT FAT CAMP Shirt I CHEATED AT FAT...
  • YEAH! I watch what I eat. I watch it go in my mouth. Shirt YEAH! I watch what...
  • YOU ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A FAT GUY BEFORE. Shirt YOU ACT LIKE YOU...
  • PREPARING FOR FAMINE Shirt PREPARING FOR FAMINE Shirt...
  • Who loves cake? THIS GUY! Shirt Who loves cake? THIS...
  • Don't worry ladies, there's plenty to go around. Shirt Don't worry ladies...
  • Always picked last for sports, but always first in the buffet line. Shirt Always picked last for...
  • FOOD - I'ts my anti-drug Shirt FOOD - I'ts my...
  • Skinny People Suck! Shirt Skinny People Suck! Shirt...
  • Do I look like I skip a meal? Shirt Do I look like...
  • I'M SOLID MUSCLE. Shirt I'M SOLID MUSCLE...
  • NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT. Shirt NO, I'M NOT...
  • FAT AND PROUD Shirt FAT AND PROUD Shirt...
  • I used to be an athlete, now I'm an athlete supporter. Shirt I used to be...
  • BIG BONED Shirt BIG BONED Shirt...
  • My costume didn't fit. So I'm Stuck With This Shirt. Shirt My costume didn't...
  • I'M ON THE FATKINS DIET Shirt I'M ON THE...
  • I got fat for the handicap sticker. Shirt I got fat for...
  • the gastric bypass didn't work Shirt the gastric bypass didn...
  • FAT IS WHERE IT'S AT Shirt FAT IS WHERE IT...
  • IT'S NICE TO BE FULL. Shirt IT'S NICE TO...
  • LARD ASS Stand By Me 80's T-Shirt LARD ASS Stand By...
  • REAL MEN DON'T SUCK IT IN. Shirt REAL MEN DON'T...
  • I'LL HAVE ONE OF EVERYTHING PLEASE. Shirt I'LL HAVE ONE...
  • IF I'LL REGRET IT LATER I'LL EAT IT NOW PLEASE. Shirt IF I'LL REGRET...
  • i put the F in FAT. Shirt i put the F...
  • Currently Seeking a Buffet. Shirt Currently Seeking a Buffet...
  • I'm HUNGRY and you're in my way! Shirt I'm HUNGRY and...
  • I am not the biggest loser... so give me a doughnut already! Shirt I am not the...
  • My other shirt was a snuggy but it didn't fit. Shirt My other shirt was...
  • I DON'T TUCK IN Shirt I DON'T TUCK...
  • I'M THE SMALLEST IN MY FAMILY. Shirt I'M THE SMALLEST...
  • I'M A NINJA. But, I'm off the clock. Shirt I'M A NINJA...
  • I eat skinny bitches like you for breakfast. Shirt I eat skinny bitches...
  • Got any donuts? Shirt Got any donuts? Shirt...
  • FOOD-O-HOLIC Shirt FOOD-O-HOLIC Shirt...
  • DO THESE CHINS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? Shirt DO THESE CHINS MAKE...
  • I limit myself to one meal all day, and the key word is: All Day! Shirt I limit myself to...
  • DIETS ARE FOR THE WEAK Shirt DIETS ARE FOR THE...
  • TEAM FAT Shirt TEAM FAT Shirt...
  • EAT, SLEEP, REPEAT Shirt EAT, SLEEP, REPEAT Shirt...
  • I may be FAT but you're UGLY and I can DIET. Shirt I may be FAT...
  • I just got a triple bypass! LETS EAT! Shirt I just got a...
  • man boobs are hot Shirt man boobs are hot...
  • PROFESSIONAL EATER Shirt PROFESSIONAL EATER Shirt...
  • YOUR MOM LOVES FAT GUYS Shirt YOUR MOM LOVES FAT...
  • Drunk Guy Costume Shirt Drunk Guy Costume Shirt...
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  • YOU CAN Shirt YOU CAN Shirt...
  • YOU CAN'T BE MY FIRST, BUT YOU CAN BE MY NEXT. Shirt YOU CAN'T BE...
  • LIKERS GONNA LIKE Shirt LIKERS GONNA LIKE Shirt...
  • Anything you can do... I can do drunker. Shirt Anything you can do...
  • DRUNK Shirt DRUNK Shirt...
  • My Parents Have An Awesome Daughter. Shirt My Parents Have An...
  • I'm here for the GANG BANG! Shirt I'm here for...
  • I promise to make better bad decisions. Shirt I promise to make...
  • REASONS WHY I'M A BITCH... #1. YOU'RE STUPID. Shirt REASONS WHY I'M...
  • I'M NOT SLEEPING. I'M TRAINING TO DIE. Shirt I'M NOT SLEEPING...
  • IN MEMORY OF WHEN I CARED. Shirt IN MEMORY OF WHEN...
  • Girlfriends.... they're a pain in the cash. Shirt Girlfriends.... they're a...
  • These Or Football. Choose Wisely Shirt These Or Football. Choose...
  • AND THEN SATAN SAID, "PUT THE ALPHABET IN MATH." Shirt AND THEN SATAN SAID...
  • I WENT OUTSIDE ONCE. THE GRAPHICS WEREN'T THAT CRAZY. Shirt I WENT OUTSIDE ONCE...
  • iSleep. There's a nap for that. Shirt iSleep. There's a...
  • I GOT OUT OF BED FOR THIS? Shirt I GOT OUT OF...
  • AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT Shirt AIN'T NOBODY GOT...
  • I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do. Shirt I do what the...
  • I LIKE TO FUCK. I GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. Shirt I LIKE TO FUCK...
  • MOLLY IS MY HOME GIRL Shirt MOLLY IS MY HOME...
  • LETS GET RATCHET Shirt LETS GET RATCHET Shirt...
  • HAVE YOU SEEN MY 'STACHE? Shirt HAVE YOU SEEN MY...
  • HIGHER THAN A GIRAFFE'S PUSSY Shirt HIGHER THAN A GIRAFFE...
  • I'M DRUG FREE! Can I have some of yours? Shirt I'M DRUG FREE...
  • show your tits. get free beer! Shirt show your tits. get...
  • I heart tattooed girls Shirt I heart tattooed girls...
  • I'M NOT CHUBBY I'M JUST EASY TO SEE Shirt I'M NOT CHUBBY...
  • SMELLS LIKE 4:20 Shirt SMELLS LIKE 4:20...
  • PARTY 'TIL YOU'RE HOMELESS Shirt PARTY 'TIL YOU'RE...
  • I EAT PUSSY LIKE A FAT KID EATS CAKE Shirt I EAT PUSSY LIKE...
  • GEEKS CUDDLE BETTER Shirt GEEKS CUDDLE BETTER Shirt...
  • I LOVE TITS AND TATS Shirt I LOVE TITS AND...
  • I LIKE THE WAY YOU TWERK IT Shirt I LIKE THE WAY...
  • PACK THAT SHIT. LIGHT THAT SHIT. SMOKE THAT SHIT. Shirt PACK THAT SHIT. LIGHT...
  • SINGLE AND READY TO FUCK Shirt SINGLE AND READY TO...
  • CHEER UP FUCK FACE Shirt CHEER UP FUCK FACE...
  • JOINTS & BLUNTS & BOWLS & BONGS Shirt JOINTS & BLUNTS & BOWLS & BONGS...
  • STAND BACK COFFEE! THIS IS A JOB FOR ALCOHOL. Shirt STAND BACK COFFEE! THIS...
  • BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER Shirt BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER...
  • DRINK THE FUCK UP! Shirt DRINK THE FUCK UP...
  • drunk as shit Shirt drunk as shit Shirt...
  • PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT Shirt PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT...
  • KEEP CALM AND HIT A BONG Shirt KEEP CALM AND HIT...
  • INKED AND AWESOME Shirt INKED AND AWESOME Shirt...
  • THE SHIT Shirt THE SHIT Shirt...
  • WILL ______ FOR ______  Shirt WILL ______ FOR ______...
  • TEAM FUCKING JESUS Shirt TEAM FUCKING JESUS Shirt...
  • NICE TO EAT YOU Shirt NICE TO EAT YOU...
  • BIG BOOTY HOES HEART ME Shirt BIG BOOTY HOES HEART...
  • THE FOX SAYS FUCK YOU. Shirt THE FOX SAYS FUCK...
  • BEARD? YOU MEAN PUSSY MAGNET? Shirt BEARD? YOU MEAN PUSSY...
  • DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN DRUGS Shirt DO NOT GIVE THIS...
  • i hope this party doesn't suck Shirt i hope this party...
  • I'M SO EVIL I SHIT SATAN Shirt I'M SO EVIL...
  • PROUD TO BE A STONER Shirt PROUD TO BE A...
  • YOUR BAND SUCKS. Shirt YOUR BAND SUCKS. Shirt...
  • All this and a big dick too! Shirt All this and a...
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  • BEER FUCK YEAH! Shirt BEER FUCK YEAH! Shirt...
  • BITCHES SUCK Shirt BITCHES SUCK Shirt...
  • BLOW JOBS RULE Shirt BLOW JOBS RULE Shirt...
  • BOOBS FUCK YEAH! Shirt BOOBS FUCK YEAH! Shirt...
  • DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN ALCOHOL Shirt DO NOT GIVE THIS...
  • FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GETTING HIGH. Shirt FUCK THIS SHIT I...
  • GAMERS GONNA FUCK'N GAME Shirt GAMERS GONNA FUCK'N...
  • HIGH ALL DAY Shirt HIGH ALL DAY Shirt...
  • HORNY. Shirt HORNY. Shirt...
  • I GOT BITCHES ON MY DICK Shirt I GOT BITCHES ON...
  • I THINK I'M A LESBIAN. Shirt I THINK I'M...
  • I TREAT ALL MY BITCHES WITH RESPECT Shirt I TREAT ALL MY...
  • I WROTE THE BOOK ON HOW TO GET PUSSY. Shirt I WROTE THE BOOK...
  • I'M A MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER. Shirt I'M A MOTHER...
  • I'M GETTING SHITFACED, FUCKED, HAMMERED, STONED, DRUNK, & LAID TONIGHT. Shirt I'M GETTING SHITFACED...
  • I'M HERE TO GET DRUNK Shirt I'M HERE TO...
  • If a stranger offers you drugs. Say THANK YOU. Shirt If a stranger offers...
  • IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY. ITS A GAS TANK FOR A SEX MACHINE. Shirt IT'S NOT A...
  • JESUS LOVES ME AND HE KNOWS I'M GAY. Shirt JESUS LOVES ME AND...
  • LET ME STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT. Shirt LET ME STICK IT...
  • NICE TITS... TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR FACE. Shirt NICE TITS... TOO BAD...
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