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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • You are a redneck if... You've ever shot a deer from inside your house. Shirt You are a redneck...
  • Riddle Shirt Riddle Shirt...
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  • Mother Of The Bride Shirt Mother Of The Bride...
  • Don't touch me. No, not even on the shoulder. I can not believe I have to wear this in order to accomplish that. Shirt Don't touch me...
  • Don't let cancer steal 2nd base! Shirt Don't let cancer...
  • Don't ask me about college or drivers licenses or jobs or romantic interests. Actually, just don't talk to me okay? Shirt Don't ask me...
  • RUN BSB Shirt RUN BSB Shirt...
  • I HATE BEING SEXY BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT Shirt I HATE BEING SEXY...
  • I swear, nothing happened! Shirt I swear, nothing happened...
  • GTFO Shirt GTFO Shirt...
  • IN THEORY, COMMUNISM WORKS! Shirt IN THEORY, COMMUNISM WORKS...
  • Upgrade your weekend: take Monday off. Shirt Upgrade your weekend: take...
  • HELLO TO ALL THE LADIES I DON'T KNOW Shirt HELLO TO ALL THE...
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  • WORLD-CLASS ORAL RECEIVER Shirt WORLD-CLASS ORAL RECEIVER...
  • THIS IS MY GETTING DRUNK SHIRT Shirt THIS IS MY GETTING...
  • CAPTAIN CUNNILINGUS Shirt CAPTAIN CUNNILINGUS Shirt...
  • White People Is Crazy Shirt White People Is Crazy...
  • Funny t-shirt with funny slogan on it. DONE! Shirt Funny t-shirt with...
  • I DON'T DO WINTER. Shirt I DON'T DO...
  • BAH, HUMBUG! Shirt BAH, HUMBUG! Shirt...
  • YOUR SECRET SANTA HATES YOU Shirt YOUR SECRET SANTA HATES...
  • Lets lie in the snow and pretend it's cocaine. Shirt Lets lie in the...
  • It's too cold for this shit! Shirt It's too cold...
  • ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG BOOTY HOE Shirt ALL I WANT FOR...
  • JOLLY AND DRUNK FOR CHRISTMAS Shirt JOLLY AND DRUNK FOR...
  • Cinna told me to wear this Shirt Cinna told me to...
  • COFFEE BEFORE TALKIE Shirt COFFEE BEFORE TALKIE Shirt...
  • My Husband's Wife Is Freaking Awesome. True Story. Shirt My Husband's Wife...
  • PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY Shirt PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS...
  • Jennifer Lawrence is my patronus Shirt Jennifer Lawrence is my...
  • I Jerked Off To Your Facebook Pics. Shirt I Jerked Off To...
  • SCIENCE. Helps you prove others are dumb. Shirt SCIENCE. Helps you prove...
  • You're a naughty boy, go to my room. Shirt You're a naughty...
  • I love soccer moms! Shirt I love soccer moms...
  • NEVER TRUST AN ATOM. THEY MAKE EVERYTHING UP. Shirt NEVER TRUST AN ATOM...
  • Anything unrelated to elephant is irrelephant. Shirt Anything unrelated to elephant...
  • i wasn't listening, so i'm going to smile, nod, and hope for the best Shirt i wasn't listening...
  • Sorry, that wasn't an insult I was describing you. Shirt Sorry, that wasn't...
  • Today I Am Mainly Being A Lazy Bastard Shirt Today I Am Mainly...
  • Roses are red Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits! Shirt Roses are red Violets...
  • You Look Tired? Let Me Hold Your Boobs For You! Shirt You Look Tired? Let...
  • Before you explain to me what i've done wrong, you have to realise I don't give a shit. Shirt Before you explain to...
  • You Will Never Guess My Secret Identity. Shirt You Will Never Guess...
  • That's not a camel's toe. That's a moose's knuckle! Shirt That's not a...
  • Aberzombie & Bitch Shirt Aberzombie & Bitch Shirt...
  • The Past, The Present, And The Future, Walk Into A Bar. It Was Tense. Shirt The Past, The Present...
  • DON'T GROW UP, IT'S A TRAP! Shirt DON'T GROW UP...
  • I didn't choose awesome it chose me. Shirt I didn't choose...
  • The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it's hard to verify their authenticity - Abraham Lincoln Shirt The problem with quotes...
  • If Found, Please Return To The Bar! Shirt If Found, Please Return...
  • I cun't believe you can sneak swearwords onto t-shits. Shirt I cun't believe...
  • You have the right to remain silent, it's just a pity you don't exercise it! Shirt You have the right...
  • Multitasking - The Ability To Ignore More Than One Person At The Same Time. Shirt Multitasking - The Ability To...
  • Smoking weed affects your memory, it also affects your memory. Shirt Smoking weed affects your...
  • JACK SHIT Shirt JACK SHIT Shirt...
  • At my age getting lucky means being able to find my car keys. Shirt At my age getting...
  • I find your lack of intelligence disturbing. Shirt I find your lack...
  • How stupid can you be? It's a question, not a challenge! Shirt How stupid can you...
  • I may not be perfect but it scares me how close to it I am. Shirt I may not be...
  • I WORK OUT SO ZOMBIES WON'T CATCH ME. Shirt I WORK OUT SO...
  • FRIDAY - My second favorite F Word. Shirt FRIDAY - My second favorite...
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  • Heavily medicated for your safety. Shirt Heavily medicated for your...
  • A WEEKEND WASTED IS NEVER A WEEKEND WASTED. Shirt A WEEKEND WASTED IS...
  • I steal forks from restaurants. Shirt I steal forks from...
  • hipster Shirt hipster Shirt...
  • Nostalgia - It isn't what it used to be. Shirt Nostalgia - It isn't...
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana. Shirt Never make eye contact...
  • I'll Keep Pushing Your Buttons Until I Find The One That Says Mute. Shirt I'll Keep Pushing...
  • I'm sorry, you lost me at hello! Shirt I'm sorry, you...
  • Be genital with me. Shirt Be genital with me...
  • Embarrassing my children. Just one more great service I offer. Shirt Embarrassing my children. Just...
  • People hate when sentences don't end the way they... Monkey! Shirt People hate when sentences...
  • SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO KILL THEM. Shirt SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY...
  • I WOULD GIVE UP SMOKING BUT I'M NOT A QUITTER. Shirt I WOULD GIVE UP...
  • I bet you don't recognize me without my cape. Shirt I bet you don...
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Shirt Artificial intelligence is no...
  • Make little things count. Teach math to dwarfs. Shirt Make little things count...
  • WHAT HAPPENS IN MY GARAGE, STAYS IN MY GARAGE! Shirt WHAT HAPPENS IN MY...
  • MOTORBOATING ENTHUSIAST Shirt MOTORBOATING ENTHUSIAST Shirt...
  • I don't usually wear t-shirts but when I do it's always this one. Shirt I don't usually...
  • OLD AGE - The first thing to go is your memory. The second thing to go is your memory. Shirt OLD AGE - The first...
  • It's such a nice day please don't fuck it up. Shirt It's such a...
  • This t-shirt came straight off the floordrobe. Shirt This t-shirt came...
  • You still here? I see my ninja assassins have failed again. Shirt You still here? I...
  • I'M FAR MORE CONTENT SINCE I STOPPED GIVING A FUCK! Shirt I'M FAR MORE...
  • Telling my wife to calm down is like trying to shave a monkey. Shirt Telling my wife to...
  • When I drink I like to slip into something more comfortable - like unconsciousness. Shirt When I drink I...
  • BAD DECISIONS ALWAYS LEAD TO GOOD STORIES. Shirt BAD DECISIONS ALWAYS LEAD...
  • 95% of people are stupid, good job I'm in the other 10%. Shirt 95% of people are...
  • BASS PLAYER Shirt BASS PLAYER Shirt...
  • THIS T-SHIRT HAS BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS Shirt THIS T-SHIRT HAS...
  • WAS IT REALLY WORTH GETTING OUT OF BED FOR THIS SHIT? Shirt WAS IT REALLY WORTH...
  • JAMAICAN ME CRAZY Shirt JAMAICAN ME CRAZY Shirt...
  • CHECK YOUR SELFIE BEFORE YOU WRECK YOUR SELFIE Shirt CHECK YOUR SELFIE BEFORE...
  • UNLESS YOUR NAME IS GOOGLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shirt UNLESS YOUR NAME IS...
  • NO COFFEE NO WORKEE Shirt NO COFFEE NO WORKEE...
  • Money can't buy you happiness, but hookers and coke don't make me sad either. Shirt Money can't buy...
  • Relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y. Shirt Relationships are like algebra...
  • Single by choice, just not my choice. Shirt Single by choice, just...
  • At least my bank balance makes me look like a teenager. Shirt At least my bank...
  • You are Here Shirt You are Here Shirt...
  • Ready Willing Unable Shirt Ready Willing Unable Shirt...
  • The first five days after the weekend are always the worst. Shirt The first five days...
  • PACK THE BAGS WE'RE GOING ON A GUILT TRIP. Shirt PACK THE BAGS WE...
  • Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Shirt Winner Winner Chicken Dinner...
  • Women - never trust anything that bleeds for five days and still lives. Shirt Women - never trust anything...
  • I wish people would accept me for who I'm not. Shirt I wish people would...
  • THE FIRST STEP IS TO ADMIT I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM. Shirt THE FIRST STEP IS...
  • MY WALLET IS LIKE AN ONION EVERY TIME I OPEN IT I CRY. Shirt MY WALLET IS LIKE...
  • ONE ERECTION Shirt ONE ERECTION Shirt...
  • DON'T BE FOOLED BY MY PERSONALITY Shirt DON'T BE FOOLED...
  • #FACEPALM Shirt #FACEPALM Shirt...
  • THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE FASTER I RUN Shirt THE BIGGER THEY ARE...
  • JUST ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I PRETEND TO BE. Shirt JUST ACCEPT ME FOR...
  • I'M NOT TOO PROUD TO ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE WRONG. Shirt I'M NOT TOO...
  • WHAT'S THAT SMELL? IT'S ME, BECAUSE I'M THE SHIT. Shirt WHAT'S THAT SMELL...
  • REAL MEN EAT ANYTHING. Shirt REAL MEN EAT ANYTHING...
  • OMG WTF LOL Shirt OMG WTF LOL Shirt...
  • I'M ONLY WEARING THIS T-SHIRT BECAUSE IT PASSED THE SMELL TEST. Shirt I'M ONLY WEARING...
  • Rumors sometimes they're just too good to bother checking facts. Shirt Rumors sometimes they're...
  • NEVER JUDGE A WOMAN BY HER PROFILE PICTURE. Shirt NEVER JUDGE A WOMAN...
  • EAT IT, DON'T INSTAGRAM IT. Shirt EAT IT, DON'T...
  • NEVER TRUST A FORTUNE COOKIE. Shirt NEVER TRUST A FORTUNE...
  • SO MANY WOMEN... SO LITTLE CONFIDENCE. Shirt SO MANY WOMEN... SO...
  • Tie me up and spank me. Shirt Tie me up and...
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  • I'M HERE TO REPRESENT MYSELF. Shirt I'M HERE TO...
  • LET'S CUT THE BULLSHIT AND JUST HAVE SEX! Shirt LET'S CUT THE...
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  • UNEMPLOYED AND LIVING THE DREAM Shirt UNEMPLOYED AND LIVING THE...
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  • "If you fall I'll be there" - the floor Shirt "If you fall I...
  • I COULD BE THAT ONE NIGHT STAND Shirt I COULD BE THAT...
  • I WAS UNCOOL BEFORE BEING UNCOOL WAS COOL. Shirt I WAS UNCOOL BEFORE...
  • DRUGS DON'T RUIN YOUR CAREER. DRUG TESTS DO. Shirt DRUGS DON'T RUIN...
  • FIRST RULE OF THESAURUS CLUB - YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT, MENTION, SPEAK OF, DISCUSS OR CHAT ABOUT THESAURUS CLUB. Shirt FIRST RULE OF THESAURUS...
  • IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT THEN I'M FAST, EASY, AND CHEAP. Shirt IF YOU ARE WHAT...
  • EXTREMELY TASTY Shirt EXTREMELY TASTY Shirt...
  • I COULD TURN INTO MY ALTER EGO AT ANYTIME. Shirt I COULD TURN INTO...
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