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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • INSANELY GREAT Shirt INSANELY GREAT Shirt...
  • VIAGRA GETS ME UP IN THE MORNING. Shirt VIAGRA GETS ME UP...
  • Don't hit kids... Seriously, they have guns now. Shirt Don't hit kids...
  • V I P Shirt V I P Shirt...
  • IF YOU WANT IT, COME AND GET IT. Shirt IF YOU WANT IT...
  • Everyday I'm Shufflin' Shirt Everyday I'm Shufflin...
  • GETTING MARRIED (SO GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN) Shirt GETTING MARRIED (SO GRAB...
  • Yeah... I work out! Shirt Yeah... I work out...
  • BORED Shirt BORED Shirt...
  • HONK IF YOU LIKE HORNS Shirt HONK IF YOU LIKE...
  • CHECK YO'SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO'SELF! Shirt CHECK YO'SELF BEFORE...
  • World's Bestest Teacher Shirt World's Bestest Teacher...
  • WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK MY DAD'S ARE GAY? Shirt WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK...
  • I HAVE A T-SHIRT FOR EVERYTHING. EVEN ONE TO TELL YOU THAT. Shirt I HAVE A T...
  • WANNA PLAY HIDE THE SAUSAGE? Shirt WANNA PLAY HIDE THE...
  • ANIMALS - THEY ARE FOR US TO EAT Shirt ANIMALS - THEY ARE FOR...
  • I PUT KETCHUP ON KETCHUP Shirt I PUT KETCHUP ON...
  • FRIEND! Shirt FRIEND! Shirt...
  • I'M AN IDIOT ABROAD Shirt I'M AN IDIOT...
  • Harder, Faster, Better, Stronger. Shirt Harder, Faster, Better, Stronger...
  • I AM IN 3D! Shirt I AM IN 3D...
  • Gym Addict Shirt Gym Addict Shirt...
  • TEA JUST ISN'T MY CUP OF COFFEE! Shirt TEA JUST ISN'T...
  • I AM FROM SPACE Shirt I AM FROM SPACE...
  • SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ALONE, I GOOGLE MYSELF. Shirt SOMETIMES WHEN I'M...
  • I would lower my standards, but i don't have any. Shirt I would lower my...
  • Same Shirt, Different Day Shirt Same Shirt, Different Day...
  • I ONLY DATE SUPERMODELS. Shirt I ONLY DATE SUPERMODELS...
  • I Was An Accident. Shirt I Was An Accident...
  • Looking is for free, but touching is gonna cost ya something! Shirt Looking is for free...
  • I MAY NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING PERSON IN HERE, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE TALKING TO YOU. Shirt I MAY NOT BE...
  • Your village rang, they want their idiot back. Shirt Your village rang, they...
  • I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE. Shirt I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE...
  • My other T-Shirt is at home. Shirt My other T-Shirt...
  • It's Good To Be King Shirt It's Good To...
  • Talk QWERTY To Me Shirt Talk QWERTY To Me...
  • Dharma Initiative Shirt Dharma Initiative Shirt...
  • I'm A Fungi Shirt I'm A Fungi...
  • I Love Boxed Wine Shirt I Love Boxed Wine...
  • I Love Winnie Cooper - The Wonder Years - T-Shirt I Love Winnie Cooper...
  • I Married My Stalker Shirt I Married My Stalker...
  • WEED Shirt WEED Shirt...
  • WISH YOU WERE BEER. Shirt WISH YOU WERE BEER...
  • I Give 100% At Work Shirt I Give 100% At...
  • GET YOUR FAT PANTS READY! Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt GET YOUR FAT PANTS...
  • LIKE A BOSS Shirt LIKE A BOSS Shirt...
  • I am not NEEDY. I am WANTY. Shirt I am not NEEDY...
  • No pants are the best pants. Shirt No pants are the...
  • I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drinking enthusiast. Shirt I'm not an...
  • Are you a side effect of my medication? Shirt Are you a side...
  • Come over to my site of the argument. The view is so clear from here. Shirt Come over to my...
  • Heat makes things EXPAND. So, I'm not fat, I'm just HOT! Shirt Heat makes things EXPAND...
  • I'm Temperamental: 75% Temper & 25% Mental Shirt I'm Temperamental: 75...
  • COMMON SENSE IS MY SUPER POWER. Shirt COMMON SENSE IS MY...
  • I PUT THE "PRO" IN PROCRASTINATION. Shirt I PUT THE "PRO...
  • There's no 'U' in awesome, just 'ME'. Shirt There's no 'U...
  • THINK! It's not illegal yet. Shirt THINK! It's not...
  • Wicked Smaht Shirt Wicked Smaht Shirt...
  • I got to second base with a TSA screener! Shirt I got to second...
  • I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. Shirt I want to be...
  • textually active ;) Shirt textually active ;) Shirt...
  • 99 problems (is still a lot of problems) Shirt 99 problems (is still...
  • Wishful Drinking Shirt Wishful Drinking Shirt...
  • I have NO patience for impatient people. Shirt I have NO patience...
  • The secret to life: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start. Shirt The secret to life...
  • Kiss me, I'm pretending to be IRISH! Shirt Kiss me, I'm...
  • What the hell is Aluminum Falcon? Shirt What the hell is...
  • Alliteration Is Alarmingly Addictive. Shirt Alliteration Is Alarmingly Addictive...
  • Allow myself to introduce myself. Shirt Allow myself to introduce...
  • SINGLE AND DISEASE FREE! Shirt SINGLE AND DISEASE FREE...
  • Most Intelligent Person In The World (citation needed) Shirt Most Intelligent Person In...
  • LIVE FAST DIE RED Shirt LIVE FAST DIE RED...
  • Real Men Don't Sparkle. Shirt Real Men Don't...
  • Take me to bed or lose me forever. Shirt Take me to bed...
  • In Heaven everyone has a Batmobile. Shirt In Heaven everyone has...
  • If you can't be a good example, be a warning. Shirt If you can't...
  • Everything in moderation. Except Bacon. Shirt Everything in moderation. Except...
  • SARCASM IS THE BEST THING EVER. Shirt SARCASM IS THE BEST...
  • HATERS GONNA HATE - ABE LINCOLN Shirt HATERS GONNA HATE - ABE...
  • DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED. Shirt DON'T ACT LIKE...
  • THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS TRUE. THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT IS FALSE. Shirt THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS...
  • What if I told you you got the first line wrong. Shirt What if I told...
  • #tshirt Shirt #tshirt Shirt...
  • I put the B in Subtle. Shirt I put the B...
  • I Can't Brain Today, I Have The Dumb. Shirt I Can't Brain...
  • The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list. Shirt The last thing I...
  • Knock, Knock, Who's There? The Doctor Shirt Knock, Knock, Who's...
  • I can't hear you over the sound of how EPIC I am. Shirt I can't hear...
  • I didn't claw my way up the food chain to eat vegetables! Shirt I didn't claw...
  • Misuse Of "Literally" Makes Me Figuratively Insane. Shirt Misuse Of "Literally" Makes...
  • HOME IS WHERE THE WIFI CONNECTS AUTOMATICALLY Shirt HOME IS WHERE THE...
  • ALWAYS BE YOURSELF! UNLESS YOU CAN BE BATMAN. THEN ALWAYS BE BATMAN! Shirt ALWAYS BE YOURSELF! UNLESS...
  • CONTENTS: 1x Human (may contain nuts) Shirt CONTENTS: 1x Human (may...
  • I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing. Shirt I'm not lazy...
  • What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. Shirt What doesn't kill...
  • Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies. Shirt Sometimes I question my...
  • I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR TONIGHT. Shirt I WOULD LIKE TO...
  • HAVING A DIRTY MIND MAKES ORDINARY CONVERSATIONS MUCH MORE INTERESTING. Shirt HAVING A DIRTY MIND...
  • IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF... I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. Shirt IF YOU CAN'T...
  • Why be difficult? With a little effort you can be impossible. Shirt Why be difficult? With...
  • I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong. Shirt I'm not always...
  • ALCOHOL - BECAUSE NO GREAT STORY EVER STARTS WITH A SALAD. Shirt ALCOHOL - BECAUSE NO GREAT...
  • I'M ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY, I'M JUST REALLY MEAN AND PEOPLE THINK I'M JOKING. Shirt I'M ACTUALLY NOT...
  • IF HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF, I AM SO GETTING A DINOSAUR. Shirt IF HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF...
  • I USED TO BE A PEOPLE PERSON... BUT PEOPLE RUINED THAT FOR ME. Shirt I USED TO BE...
  • PEOPLE KEEP THINKING THAT I CARE....WEIRD. Shirt PEOPLE KEEP THINKING THAT...
  • IF I EVER HAD TO RUN FOR MY LIFE I WOULD PROBABLY DIE. Shirt IF I EVER HAD...
  • I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU, THAT WAS JUST A BONUS Shirt I DID NOT MEAN...
  • I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO PRETEND I LIKE YOU TODAY. Shirt I DON'T HAVE...
  • I'M ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED WHEN A LIAR'S PANTS DON'T ACTUALLY CATCH ON FIRE. Shirt I'M ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED...
  • COMMON SENSE IS SO RARE THESE DAYS, IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SUPER POWER Shirt COMMON SENSE IS SO...
  • WHEN I WAS A KID I WANTED TO BE OLDER... THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! Shirt WHEN I WAS A...
  • YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE? I FIND IT FUNNY. THAT'S WHY I'M HAPPIER THAN YOU. Shirt YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE...
  • ALWAYS GIVE 100%, UNLESS YOU'RE DONATING BLOOD Shirt ALWAYS GIVE 100%, UNLESS...
  • "Trust me, you can dance." -Alcohol Shirt "Trust me, you can...
  • CALM DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND HOLD IT FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES Shirt CALM DOWN, TAKE A...
  • I'm proficient in 3 languages... English, sarcasm & profanity. Shirt I'm proficient in...
  • I'M NOT GETTING OLDER, I'M JUST BECOMING A CLASSIC. Shirt I'M NOT GETTING...
  • I feel sorry for people that don't know me. Shirt I feel sorry for...
  • PEOPLE THINK I'M TOO PATRONIZING. THAT MEANS I TALK DOWN TO PEOPLE. Shirt PEOPLE THINK I'M...
  • I'M NOT BOSSY, I JUST KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING. Shirt I'M NOT BOSSY...
  • I'm not here to judge. I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. Shirt I'm not here...
  • I'M AN ACQUIRED TASTE. Shirt I'M AN ACQUIRED...
  • I UNDERSTAND. I JUST DON'T CARE! Shirt I UNDERSTAND. I JUST...
  • I WAS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BUT THEN I SAW SOMETHING SHINY. Shirt I WAS GOING TO...
  • I FEEL VIOLATED... DO IT AGAIN. Shirt I FEEL VIOLATED... DO...
  • We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public. Shirt We never really grow...
  • LOSING FAITH IN HUMANITY. ONE PERSON AT A TIME. Shirt LOSING FAITH IN HUMANITY...
  • MY AGE IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE FOR MY BEHAVIOR. Shirt MY AGE IS VERY...
  • If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless. Shirt If it weren't...
  • "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." -Thomas Jefferson Shirt "A government big enough...
  • SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. Shirt SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE...
  • DEAR KARMA, I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE YOU MISSED. Shirt DEAR KARMA, I HAVE...
  • I SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL. Shirt I SHOULD COME WITH...
  • I JUST WANT TO DRINK AND MAKE BAD CHOICES. Shirt I JUST WANT TO...
  • SARCASM - BECAUSE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL. Shirt SARCASM - BECAUSE BEATING THE...
  • I LOVE THE SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU SHUT UP. Shirt I LOVE THE SOUND...
  • IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people. Shirt IMMATURE: A word boring...
  • DEAR OPTIMIST, PESSIMIST, AND REALIST, WHILE YOU GUYS WERE BUSY ARGUING ABOUT THE GLASS OF WATER, I DRINK IT. SINCERELY, THE OPPORTUNIST Shirt DEAR OPTIMIST, PESSIMIST, AND...
  • I DON'T HAVE A BUCKET LIST BUT MY FUCKET LIST IS A MILE LONG. Shirt I DON'T HAVE...
  • SOME DAYS, IT'S JUST NOT WORTH CHEWING THROUGH THE RESTRAINTS. Shirt SOME DAYS, IT'S...
  • MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO HAVE A PSYCHIATRIC DISORDER NAMED AFTER ME. Shirt MY GOAL IN LIFE...
  • I'M SMARTER THAN YOU'RE Shirt I'M SMARTER THAN...
  • LET'S NOT COMPLICATE THINGS WITH WORDS OR FEELINGS. Shirt LET'S NOT COMPLICATE...
  • OF COURSE I TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. HOW ELSE COULD YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Shirt OF COURSE I TALK...
  • CAN'T WAIT TO BE ASHAMED OF WHAT I DO THIS WEEKEND. Shirt CAN'T WAIT TO...
  • I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS WHEN I CALLED YOU STUPID. I REALLY THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW. Shirt I'M SORRY I...
  • I HAVE SEXDAILY. I MEAN DYSLEXIA! Shirt I HAVE SEXDAILY. I...
  • I'M NOT WEIRD. I'M LIMITED EDITION. Shirt I'M NOT WEIRD...
  • PRETENDING TO BE A MATURE ADULT IS SO EXHAUSTING. Shirt PRETENDING TO BE A...
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