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T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • ORGANIZED PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO LOOK FOR THINGS. Shirt ORGANIZED PEOPLE ARE JUST...
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  • THINK I'M SARCASTIC? WATCH ME PRETEND TO CARE. Shirt THINK I'M SARCASTIC...
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  • SARCASM: THE BODY'S NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST STUPIDITY. Shirt SARCASM: THE BODY'S...
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  • MOSTLY, I JUST SIT AROUND BEING FANTASTIC ALL DAY. Shirt MOSTLY, I JUST SIT...
  • I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT...AWESOME ENDS WITH "ME" & UGLY STARTS WITH "U". Shirt I COULDN'T HELP...
  • THE FIRST 40 YEARS OF CHILDHOOD ARE ALWAYS THE HARDEST! Shirt THE FIRST 40 YEARS...
  • I'M ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY, SO I BREAK OUT IN SARCASM. Shirt I'M ALLERGIC TO...
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  • I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE Shirt I USED TO BE...
  • I'M NOT SICK, I'M TWISTED. SICK MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THERE'S A CURE! Shirt I'M NOT SICK...
  • I'M TAKING CARE OF MY PROCRASTINATION ISSUES... JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE. Shirt I'M TAKING CARE...
  • COMMON SENSE IS LIKE DEODORANT. THE PEOPLE WHO NEED IT MOST NEVER USE IT. Shirt COMMON SENSE IS LIKE...
  • I TOOK A PAIN PILL... WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Shirt I TOOK A PAIN...
  • IF YOU'RE CRAZY AND YOU KNOW IT SHAKE YOUR MEDS. Shirt IF YOU'RE CRAZY...
  • IT'S NOT THAT I'M IMMATURE. IT'S JUST THAT YOU STARTED IT. Shirt IT'S NOT THAT...
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  • I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER. UNLESS YOU LIKE IT ROUGH. Shirt I'M A LOVER...
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  • I'D LIKE TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, BUT, I HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS. Shirt I'D LIKE TO...
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  • YES, I'M EVIL... BUT IT'S THE FUN KIND OF EVIL. Shirt YES, I'M EVIL...
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  • Things to do today: 1. wake up 2. survive 3. go back to sleep Shirt Things to do today...
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  • LIFE IS THAT AWKWARD MOMENT BETWEEN YOUR BIRTH AND DEATH. Shirt LIFE IS THAT AWKWARD...
  • I'LL HAVE WHAT CHARLIE'S HAVING. Shirt I'LL HAVE WHAT...
  • HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED IF THERE WAS MORE TO LIFE, OTHER THAN BEING REALLY, REALLY, RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING? Shirt HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...
  • YOU CAN'T PROCESS ME WITH A NORMAL BRAIN. Shirt YOU CAN'T PROCESS...
  • I COULD EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, BUT YOUR BRAIN WOULD EXPLODE. Shirt I COULD EXPLAIN IT...
  • I'M NOT OLD, JUST DELIGHTFULLY RETRO. Shirt I'M NOT OLD...
  • I'M SO OLD... I CAN COUGH, FART, SNEEZE AND PEE ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Shirt I'M SO OLD...
  • OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY, I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME! Shirt OF COURSE I DON...
  • I'D BE UNSTOPPABLE IF NOT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT AND PHYSICS. Shirt I'D BE UNSTOPPABLE...
  • NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS. Shirt NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER...
  • JUST BE GLAD I'M NOT YOUR KID. Shirt JUST BE GLAD I...
  • I'M NOT A STALKER. I'M JUST PERSISTENT. Shirt I'M NOT A...
  • YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT YOU CAN VOTE IT OUT. Shirt YOU CAN'T FIX...
  • WHEN I SNAP YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO. Shirt WHEN I SNAP YOU...
  • Who are all these kids... and why do they keep calling me "Mom"? Shirt Who are all these...
  • I'M BETTER WHEN I'M DRUNK. Shirt I'M BETTER WHEN...
  • PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE. I SAY FUCK'EM. Shirt PEOPLE SAY I HAVE...
  • BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES. Shirt BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN...
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  • YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO WHAT I HAVE EARNED Shirt YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED...
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  • FEAR THE BASS PLAYER Shirt FEAR THE BASS PLAYER...
  • DON'T DRINK AND DRAFT Shirt DON'T DRINK AND...
  • DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE ME LOOK RETIRED? Shirt DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE...
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  • To save time later... let's just assume I know everything. Shirt To save time later...
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  • When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die. Shirt When work feels overwhelming...
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  • I'm So Good Santa Came Twice. Shirt I'm So Good...
  • An Awkward Morning Beats A Boring Night. Shirt An Awkward Morning Beats...
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